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  • Adis
    MURCer
    • Nov 2002
    • 546

    #1

    Permanent Erection

    A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there.
    She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with.
    The man said "this is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent erection which causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"
    The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."
    When she returned, she said, "The best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store and $5000 in cash.
  • High_Jumbllama
    Super MURCer
    • Dec 1999
    • 4522

    #2

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    • Dr Mordrid
      Moderator
      • Apr 2001
      • 26592

      #3


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      • LvR
        Super MURCer
        • Jun 2000
        • 1570

        #4
        Lawrence

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        • Paddy
          Super MURCer
          • Mar 2000
          • 6067

          #5
          The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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          • J1NG
            Super MURCer
            • Feb 2000
            • 1388

            #6


            J1NG

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            • Chrono_Wanderer
              Super MURCer
              • Mar 2002
              • 2540

              #7
              so sick

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              • Belwarrior
                MURCer
                • Nov 2000
                • 888

                #8
                to be their sales model?
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                • Guru
                  Super MURCer
                  • Nov 1999
                  • 6018

                  #9
                  LOL
                  According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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                  • DukeP
                    Super MURCer
                    • Nov 1999
                    • 1830

                    #10


                    ~~DukeP~~

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                    • Mehen
                      Super Hamburglar
                      • May 2002
                      • 3395

                      #11
                      Man, I would get that caught in my zipper a LOT.
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                      • Umfriend
                        Crabby Smurf
                        • Mar 2001
                        • 7308

                        #12
                        I think this is a sick joke on people like us who actually suffer from this.
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                        • Ribbit
                          Super MURCer
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 1174

                          #13
                          By "people like us" you mean MURCers, right?
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                          • Brian Ellis
                            Super MURCer
                            • Sep 1999
                            • 9623

                            #14
                            I only suffered like this when confronted with an attractive girl. Now I'm too old
                            Brian (the devil incarnate)

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