Why you're not allowed to play in the cockpit!!

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  • Guru
    Super MURCer
    • Nov 1999
    • 6018

    #1

    Why you're not allowed to play in the cockpit!!

    Wupsee.....

    According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...
  • Duty
    MURCer
    • Apr 2000
    • 714

    #2
    -We stop learning when We die, and some
    people just don't know They're dead yet!

    Member of the COC!
    Minister of Confused Knightly Defence (MCKD)

    Food for thought...
    - Remember when naps were a bad thing?
    - Remember 3 is the magic number....

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    • SitFlyer
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 2002
      • 7178

      #3
      doh

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      • Helevitia
        Super MURCer
        • Aug 1999
        • 6628

        #4


        dumbasses
        Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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        • KvHagedorn
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 10725

          #5
          Poor Cleaner#1.. all he was guilty of was not trying hard enough to stop his moron workmate.

          What the hell do you do if you are that guy?

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          • mmp121
            MURCer
            • Aug 2001
            • 683

            #6
            Whoa, when the h@ll did this happen?
            Go Bunny GO!


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            • Paddy
              Super MURCer
              • Mar 2000
              • 6067

              #7
              The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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              • Dr Mordrid
                Moderator
                • Apr 2001
                • 26592

                #8
                More evidence of the gene pool being polluted

                Dr. Mordrid
                Dr. Mordrid
                ----------------------------
                An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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                • DukeP
                  Super MURCer
                  • Nov 1999
                  • 1830

                  #9
                  Lol.
                  Thats some tough shit.


                  ~~DukeP~~

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                  • VJ
                    Moderator
                    • Mar 2001
                    • 9733

                    #10



                    Jörg
                    pixar
                    Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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                    • Novdid
                      Super MURCer
                      • Nov 2000
                      • 2609

                      #11

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                      • Technoid
                        Super MURCer
                        • Sep 1999
                        • 7645

                        #12
                        BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
                        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                        Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                        • Brian Ellis
                          Super MURCer
                          • Sep 1999
                          • 9623

                          #13
                          Trying to make the walk for boarding passengers shorter?

                          They really should check the brake fluid level from time to time
                          Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                          • GT98
                            FanBoy
                            • Aug 1999
                            • 4408

                            #14
                            I would like to know where it happened...looks alot like Newark Liberty Airport from the Termnal shots.
                            Why is it called tourist season, if we can't shoot at them?

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                            • High_Jumbllama
                              Super MURCer
                              • Dec 1999
                              • 4522

                              #15
                              One wonders why it is not policy to keep the cockpit doors locked at all times? At the very least a flight attendant should have been nearby or some part of the plane's crew.

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