Jealousy makes you nasty!
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old
hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.
In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what
it was, he remarked "How about that! a picture of my daddy."
He bought the "picture", but on the way home he remembered that his Lizzy
didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before
leaving for the fields, he would go and look at it.
Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after
he left for the fields, she searched the barn and found the mirror.
As she looked into the mirror, she fumed,
"So thats the ugly bitch he's been running around with"
hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.
In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what
it was, he remarked "How about that! a picture of my daddy."
He bought the "picture", but on the way home he remembered that his Lizzy
didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before
leaving for the fields, he would go and look at it.
Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after
he left for the fields, she searched the barn and found the mirror.
As she looked into the mirror, she fumed,
"So thats the ugly bitch he's been running around with"
That's why i don't have any mirrors at home 
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