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  • Guru
    Super MURCer
    • Nov 1999
    • 6018

    #1

    Sleepwalking woman had sex with strangers

    Would be nice!

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  • ZokesPro
    Serial Murcerer
    • Sep 2000
    • 8325

    #2
    I don't have a hard time believing this. My ex-girlfriend came over to my apartement and stayed the night. We fooled around the next morning and I was sure whe knew what she was doing but when she woke up (I imagine she was dreaming this the whole time) she looked at me and had this shocked look on her face and said "I thought you were Dan!" I had this puzzled look on my face and said "I thought you were awake!"

    True story.

    Edit: I guess I should mention that she started it, I just went along with it cause I thought she was already awake. (I would NEVER rape anyone, ever)

    Dan was my ex's boyfriend at the time, and not Dan as in Sasq.
    Last edited by ZokesPro; 22 October 2004, 05:49.
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    • Fluff
      Super MURCer
      • Apr 2002
      • 1522

      #3
      Oh gosh, for both stories.
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      • Ajax
        Super MURCer
        • Oct 2002
        • 877

        #4
        Originally posted by ZokesPro
        I don't have a hard time believing this. My ex-girlfriend came over to my apartement and stayed the night. We fooled around the next morning and I was sure whe knew what she was doing but when she woke up (I imagine she was dreaming this the whole time) she looked at me and had this shocked look on her face and said "I thought you were Dan!" I had this puzzled look on my face and said "I thought you were awake!"

        True story.
        That's worse than calling out the wrong name during an intimate moment.
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        • Helevitia
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 6628

          #5
          Originally posted by Ajax
          That's worse than calling out the wrong name during an intimate moment.
          and then grabbing her hair to see how long you can hold on!

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          • Paddy
            Super MURCer
            • Mar 2000
            • 6067

            #6
            Originally posted by Helevitia
            and then grabbing her hair to see how long you can hold on!

            Definition of Rodeo Sex
            LMAO! Nice one!
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            • The PIT
              Super MURCer
              • Aug 1999
              • 11901

              #7
              Sleep walking rape. I wonder how long til a lawyer comes up with this.

              Also who the £$%^ is Dan.
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              • Sasq
                Administrator
                • Jan 2001
                • 4635

                #8
                Wasn't me, thats for sure
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                • Jammrock
                  The Berserker
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 8661

                  #9
                  And now men all over the world are thinking, "now that's a damn good excuse!"

                  But honey, I was sleep walking and don't remember a thing! I swear it!
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                  –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                  • Kooldino
                    Super MURCer
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 3026

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ZokesPro
                    I don't have a hard time believing this. My ex-girlfriend came over to my apartement and stayed the night. We fooled around the next morning and I was sure whe knew what she was doing but when she woke up (I imagine she was dreaming this the whole time) she looked at me and had this shocked look on her face and said "I thought you were Dan!" I had this puzzled look on my face and said "I thought you were awake!"

                    True story.

                    Edit: I guess I should mention that she started it, I just went along with it cause I thought she was already awake. (I would NEVER rape anyone, ever)

                    Dan was my ex's boyfriend at the time, and not Dan as in Sasq.
                    If she had a bf, why was she in YOUR bed?

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                    • Brian R.
                      Super MURCer
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 3874

                      #11
                      She was asleep...

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                      • ZokesPro
                        Serial Murcerer
                        • Sep 2000
                        • 8325

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Kooldino
                        If she had a bf, why was she in YOUR bed?
                        Cause we were best friends at the time, that and my bed was the only place to sleep aside from her car.

                        I don't know why you guys are so shocked, it's not like we did anything special, all she did was cop a feel and we might have kissed for a couple of minutes, nothing more. Plus we talked about it the next morning and everything was fine. She was a tad shocked when she saw my face instead of her boyfriends but she wasn't mad or upset or anything. She did however ask me why I went along with it and I told her that I thought that's what she wanted, so she giggled then called me an idiot. Everything was fine after that.
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