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  • Fat Tone
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7579

    #1

    Get yer weapons 'ere!

    A colleague just forwarded me this spam email (I've masked the URLs and haven't tried them anyway):


    Hello our potential customer

    We would like to introduce our new-born sites

    www.***.org
    www.***.cc
    www.***.ru
    www.***.ru

    where you can shop around most wanted and needed items in your life.
    Our weapon section has wide range of hard-to-find machine guns, silencers, armour-piercing ammos and others.

    First of all, let's check our 3 top-selling items:
    1. Russian surface-to-air missle SA-14 "Gremlin" (upgraded analog of SS-16 "Strela") from our supplies in Kazakhstan. Due to high demand, it takes about 4 weeks to backorder that item.
    Weight is 10,2 kg., lenght - 1427 mm. You can make a huge party and you can have tons of fun launching your "Gremlin" with your buddies.
    2. Israeli bestselling submashine-gun "Tavor" 5.56" (upgraded analog of 7.65" "Uzi"), comes with 2 full clips of standart ammo + bonus one clip of armour-piercing ammo.
    3. Russian booby trap made in 5 versions:
    - a bottle of Jim Beam (200 grammes of C4 inside),
    - a can of Budlight beer (150 grammes of C4 inside),
    - a Barbie-doll (100 grammes of C4 inside),
    - a cell phone (50 grammes of C4 inside),
    - a lighter Zippo (25 grammes of C4 insid
    You can take one with you to the school or college and have alot of fun with your buddies. Buy more than 10 pieces of booby traps, and we upgrade C4 to C4+ for free.
    (C4+ can not be detected in airports or any other areas).

    Also we have our Dutch-based shop where you can buy some drugs to make your life more wonderful and funny. We have wide selection of Ganzha, Crack, both synthetic and natural Heroin.
    And our prices are affordables for everyone.

    If you want to buy anything from us, just visit our site, contact administrator and get full price-list. We accept all major credit cards, wire transfers and money orders.
    Please ask for details if you want to use Western Union or Moneygram money transfers.


    P.S. Due to our government laws all items from our shop can be sold only to 18+ aged people. We can ask you for age verification before shipping.


    You can also make an order by the phone:



    (I think it's a spoof due to the C4+ mention, but it is very dryly written!)
    FT.
  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623

    #2
    Aw! They don't have a nuke bomb, shame
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

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    • SitFlyer
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 2002
      • 7178

      #3
      Hey, those links don't work.

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      • Fat Tone
        Super MURCer
        • Aug 1999
        • 7579

        #4
        Originally posted by SitFlyer
        Hey, those links don't work.
        I can PM them to you if you need them
        FT.

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        • lAmerZ
          MURCer
          • Apr 2000
          • 159

          #5
          no Parhelia with C4+...
          Work-Box:P4C3.0GHz; DFI LAN Party875Pro, GeiL Golden Dragon 512MB PC3500 DDRAM, ==>>PARHELIA 128+ZALMAN HEATPIPE MOD<<==, 2 x WD360 Raptor 36Gig RAID 0, MAXTOR 6Y080L0 80Gig, Plextor PX-W4824A, Toshiba SD-M1612, 2x BenQ FP767 17"TFT

          MEDIA-BOX:P4C3,2GHz; ASUS P4P800 Deluxe, GeiL Golden Dragon 512MB PC4000 DDRAM, Radeon9800XT, 2xHitachi HDS722512-VLSA80; RAID0, Plextor PX-116A, PX-708A, Plextor Premium/T3B

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          • rylan
            Super MURCer
            • Sep 1999
            • 2347

            #6
            Heh wouldn't be surprised if its a scam to try to get some morons to actually give their credit card number when trying to purchase stuff.

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            • Helevitia
              Super MURCer
              • Aug 1999
              • 6628

              #7
              REgardless of what it is, it should be reported.
              Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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              • Fat Tone
                Super MURCer
                • Aug 1999
                • 7579

                #8
                Originally posted by Helevitia
                REgardless of what it is, it should be reported.
                Is there really any point?
                FT.

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                • Paddy
                  Super MURCer
                  • Mar 2000
                  • 6067

                  #9
                  Of course not. You'll just be guilty of spamming them!
                  The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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                  • Brian R.
                    Super MURCer
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 3874

                    #10
                    Probably a sting

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                    • Duty
                      MURCer
                      • Apr 2000
                      • 714

                      #11
                      I've gotten a few like that...
                      -We stop learning when We die, and some
                      people just don't know They're dead yet!

                      Member of the COC!
                      Minister of Confused Knightly Defence (MCKD)

                      Food for thought...
                      - Remember when naps were a bad thing?
                      - Remember 3 is the magic number....

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                      • az
                        Moderator
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 9336

                        #12
                        I guess they're hoping for idiot teenager kids to try and buy stuff - of course, it's payment in advance.

                        AZ
                        There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                        • schmosef
                          Super MURCer
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 5813

                          #13
                          I wish my life was more wonderful and funny.
                          P.S. You've been Spanked!

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                          • Chrono_Wanderer
                            Super MURCer
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 2540

                            #14
                            lol that is so damn funny

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