Holy #@$! Behold the true power of the internet! Virtual bartender! :o

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  • isochar
    Super MURCer
    • Nov 1999
    • 1113

    #1

    Holy #@$! Behold the true power of the internet! Virtual bartender! :o

    PROBABLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK



    Here are all the commands:
    airguitar, angry, banana, beer, blow, bottle, bow, box, can, cap, cowboy, grab, gun, gymnastics, hair, handstand, headbang, hoolahoop, hummer, jedi, jump, karate, kiss, knee, lap dance, laugh, leimek, lick, light, lollipop, macarena, magazine, magic, math, message, muscle, number, orgasm, pat head, pillow, pitcher, pour beer, pour beer on self, pushup, rap, remove clothes, riverdance, robot, shake, show breast, sleep, spin, splits, switch, sunshine, supermodel, tap dance, tattoo, tickle, toes, tongue, wave, yoga

    My favorites so far:
    banana, tattoo, kiss
  • KvHagedorn
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 10725

    #2
    Wow, I got her to walk up and shake her finger at me 10 times in a row!

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    • VJ
      Moderator
      • Mar 2001
      • 9733

      #3
      Euhm, when you type 'math', she puts on glasses and writes 'E=mc²'.

      Isn't that physics?



      Jörg
      pixar
      Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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      • Kruzin
        Jeepin' to the grave
        • Aug 1999
        • 6527

        #4
        There are more commands available than listed here. Jumping jacks, cartwheel, strip are just a few more....
        Core2 Duo E7500 2.93, Asus P5Q Pro Turbo, 4gig 1066 DDR2, 1gig Asus ENGTS250, SB X-Fi Gamer ,WD Caviar Black 1tb, Plextor PX-880SA, Dual Samsung 2494s

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        • TransformX
          Super MURCer
          • Sep 2003
          • 4946

          #5
          Try 'Kick'..
          "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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          • isochar
            Super MURCer
            • Nov 1999
            • 1113

            #6
            strip = remove clothes

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            • gt40
              This space for rent
              • Sep 1999
              • 3973

              #7
              Kiss
              Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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              • High_Jumbllama
                Super MURCer
                • Dec 1999
                • 4522

                #8
                "Take your shirt off."

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                • az
                  Moderator
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 9336

                  #9
                  I was going to say she isn't my type (and she isn't), but then - who cares

                  AZ
                  There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                  • Fluff
                    Super MURCer
                    • Apr 2002
                    • 1522

                    #10
                    butt
                    ______________________________
                    Nothing is impossible, some things are just unlikely.

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                    • GNEP
                      Super MURCer
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 5241

                      #11
                      She doesn't know what cunnilingus is
                      DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                      • Novdid
                        Super MURCer
                        • Nov 2000
                        • 2609

                        #12
                        Cool.

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                        • High_Jumbllama
                          Super MURCer
                          • Dec 1999
                          • 4522

                          #13
                          ?odd? She doesn't know what sex is.

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                          • High_Jumbllama
                            Super MURCer
                            • Dec 1999
                            • 4522

                            #14
                            neck! neck! neck!

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                            • High_Jumbllama
                              Super MURCer
                              • Dec 1999
                              • 4522

                              #15
                              suck

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