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  • Dr Mordrid
    Moderator
    • Apr 2001
    • 26592

    #1

    The engineer....

    An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a while, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning and even escalators.

    Everyone grew very fond of him, especially Satan.

    One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"

    Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

    God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."

    "No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer and I'm keeping him!!"

    God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!!"

    Satan laughed , "Yeah, right....and just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"




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  • Mcollector
    MURCer
    • Nov 2004
    • 151

    #2
    Re: The engineer....

    Originally posted by Dr Mordrid
    ...
    God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."

    "No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer and I'm keeping him!!"

    God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!!"

    Satan laughed , "Yeah, right....and just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
    hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
    You were told - Sasq

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    • Fluff
      Super MURCer
      • Apr 2002
      • 1522

      #3
      Good one!
      ______________________________
      Nothing is impossible, some things are just unlikely.

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      • DGhost
        Super MURCer
        • May 2000
        • 2573

        #4
        "And yet, after spending 20+ years trying to evolve the user interface into something better, what's the most powerful improvement Apple was able to make? They finally put a god damned shell back in." -jwz

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        • GNEP
          Super MURCer
          • Feb 2002
          • 5241

          #5
          Great
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          • gt40
            This space for rent
            • Sep 1999
            • 3973

            #6


            I've dealt with plenty of engineers, and they've made my life hell on many occasions.
            Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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            • K6-III
              Super MURCer
              • Dec 2000
              • 2253

              #7
              I've only made my life better...
              Let us return to the moon, to stay!!!

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              • ZokesPro
                Serial Murcerer
                • Sep 2000
                • 8325

                #8
                Haha!
                Titanium is the new bling!
                (you heard from me first!)

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                • Duty
                  MURCer
                  • Apr 2000
                  • 714

                  #9
                  That was great...
                  -We stop learning when We die, and some
                  people just don't know They're dead yet!

                  Member of the COC!
                  Minister of Confused Knightly Defence (MCKD)

                  Food for thought...
                  - Remember when naps were a bad thing?
                  - Remember 3 is the magic number....

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                  • Jammrock
                    The Berserker
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 8661

                    #10
                    I love that joke
                    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                    • DukeP
                      Super MURCer
                      • Nov 1999
                      • 1830

                      #11
                      ROFL.
                      ~~DukeP~~

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