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  • LvR
    Super MURCer
    • Jun 2000
    • 1570

    #1

    Advice needed pleae...............

    I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. Thanks in
    advance guys.

    I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair.
    The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started
    going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which
    girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I
    always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the
    drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of
    the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her
    mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed
    that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
    down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out
    again and I decided to check up on her. I decided I was going to hide
    behind my bike which would give me a view of the whole street so I could
    see who was in the car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my 2004
    BlackBird that I noticed a nasty scrape on the left hand side of the tank!

    Should I take it into the main dealer or should I buy some stuff from
    the local auto shop and try to repair it myself, will this affect my
    warranty ?
    Lawrence
  • Lizzard[MPE]
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    Moderator
    • Nov 2000
    • 3911

    #2
    www.lizziemorrison.com

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    • VJ
      Moderator
      • Mar 2001
      • 9733

      #3

      You had me there...


      Jörg
      pixar
      Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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      • ZokesPro
        Serial Murcerer
        • Sep 2000
        • 8325

        #4
        M'eh, local auto shop, it'll cost you less. :P
        Titanium is the new bling!
        (you heard from me first!)

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        • Dr Mordrid
          Moderator
          • Apr 2001
          • 26592

          #5
          I hate you

          Dr. Mordrid
          Dr. Mordrid
          ----------------------------
          An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

          I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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          • gt40
            This space for rent
            • Sep 1999
            • 3973

            #6
            Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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            • Sasq
              Administrator
              • Jan 2001
              • 4635

              #7
              I was getting close till killing you
              Juu nin to iro


              English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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              • Jessterw
                Style Master, Rtd.
                • Jul 2002
                • 4265

                #8
                I'll hold him down for the rest of you...
                “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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                • Byock
                  Super MURCer
                  • Jul 2000
                  • 2328

                  #9
                  Didn't someone invent a machine that could slap someone over the net??
                  "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                  • Lizzard[MPE]
                    Avatar Tease
                    Moderator
                    • Nov 2000
                    • 3911

                    #10
                    we're all intelligent people, i'm sure we can develop one.
                    www.lizziemorrison.com

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                    • schmosef
                      Super MURCer
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 5813

                      #11
                      Dude...
                      P.S. You've been Spanked!

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                      • J1NG
                        Super MURCer
                        • Feb 2000
                        • 1388

                        #12
                        ...

                        J1NG

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                        • Duty
                          MURCer
                          • Apr 2000
                          • 714

                          #13
                          Bastard...
                          -We stop learning when We die, and some
                          people just don't know They're dead yet!

                          Member of the COC!
                          Minister of Confused Knightly Defence (MCKD)

                          Food for thought...
                          - Remember when naps were a bad thing?
                          - Remember 3 is the magic number....

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                          • GNEP
                            Super MURCer
                            • Feb 2002
                            • 5241

                            #14
                            :slap:

                            funny though
                            DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                            • Liquid Snake
                              Super MURCer
                              • Aug 1999
                              • 2216

                              #15
                              Dammit, you almost had me there!

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