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  • Fat Tone
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7579

    #1

    Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk

    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

    a) Innovative
    b) Preliminary
    c) Proliferation
    d) Cinnamon



    ...





    Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:

    a) Specificity
    b) British Constitution
    c) Passive-aggressive disorder
    d) Transubstantiate



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    Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:

    a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
    b) Nope, no more booze for me.
    c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    d) No kebab for me, thank you.
    e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
    f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
    g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
    h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
    co-ordination. I'd hate to look a fool.
    i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
    j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning


    FT.
  • Technoid
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 7645

    #2
    ROTFLMAO
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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    • LvR
      Super MURCer
      • Jun 2000
      • 1570

      #3
      Lawrence

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      • GNEP
        Super MURCer
        • Feb 2002
        • 5241

        #4
        Far too true. Unfortunately
        DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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        • Jessterw
          Style Master, Rtd.
          • Jul 2002
          • 4265

          #5
          Oh so very true. Though I'm thinking one better would be "Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say in Japan (as a gaijin)," and B from above would be one of the top ones
          “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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          • agallag
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 3201

            #6
            Good ones.

            How about another category for phrases that make you sound drunk when you're totally sober.

            - Judicial System

            Stole that one from Dana Carvey. Try saying it a few times.
            Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox

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            • Paddy
              Super MURCer
              • Mar 2000
              • 6067

              #7
              Hehehehehehe

              Fantastic!
              The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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              • Lizzard[MPE]
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                Moderator
                • Nov 2000
                • 3911

                #8
                thats HIGH-LAR-E-US
                www.lizziemorrison.com

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                • gt40
                  This space for rent
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 3973

                  #9
                  I have problems with 'specificity' when I'm sober
                  Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                  • DukeP
                    Super MURCer
                    • Nov 1999
                    • 1830

                    #10
                    Rofl

                    ~~DukeP~~

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                    • PAugustin
                      MURCer
                      • Nov 2000
                      • 700

                      #11
                      ROFL that's good
                      System : ASUS A8N SLI premium, Athlon 64X2 3800+, 2Gb, T7K500 320Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb ATA133, Nec ND-3520, Plextor PX130A, SB Audigy 2, Sapphire Radeon X800 GTO, 24" Dell 2407WFP.

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                      • breezer
                        MURCer
                        • Sep 1999
                        • 571

                        #12
                        Chicken tika masala
                        Everything I say is true apart from that which is not

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                        • GNEP
                          Super MURCer
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 5241

                          #13
                          Originally posted by breezer
                          Chicken tika masala
                          nope, I find that far to easy to say when drunk
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                          • breezer
                            MURCer
                            • Sep 1999
                            • 571

                            #14
                            GNEP yes,

                            thats where i was coming from
                            Everything I say is true apart from that which is not

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                            • GNEP
                              Super MURCer
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 5241

                              #15
                              DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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