Scientists invent new bra!

[gt40]

A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's
breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the
fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took the
scientist outside and kicked the sh*t out of him.

[az]

AZ

[Jammrock]

LOL

[Brian Ellis]

Poor Zokes!

[ZokesPro]

LOL

<----- She's not wearing a bra, just a piece of cloth.

[Dr Mordrid]

Next some itiot will make a bra clasp with a combination lock

Dr. Mordrid

[Dilitante1]

scary thing is, Microsnot Office commercials in Europe showed passwords on bras.....VERY scary indeed

[Lizzard[MPE]]

bollockssssss

[Mcollector]

Bring back the '60's when women didn't wear bras.

[Wombat]

Originally posted by Mcollector
Bring back the '60's when women didn't wear bras.

No thanks man. Bras exist to keep things in better shape until you have time to unwrap. Gravity is the enemy, and bras are your ally in that fight.

[az]

Correct. Still, I very lively remember a day, it was very sunny, I was just walking down the street with my friend, and this girl (18-20) walked in the opposite direction, facing us, wearing only a slightly see-through, very light blouse, and she had this way of walking where she just bounced up and down slightly more than necessary every step... it was beautiful, and I was a teenager with raging hormones

AZ

[Lizzard[MPE]]

Originally posted by Wombat
No thanks man. Bras exist to keep things in better shape until you have time to unwrap. Gravity is the enemy, and bras are your ally in that fight.

hah you wouldnt say that if you lived in south florida, everyone out here has fake breasts

[Wombat]

Originally posted by Lizzard[MPE]
hah you wouldnt say that if you lived in south florida, everyone out here has fake breasts

Bleh. Big or small, leave 'em natural. Fakes are a big turnoff.

[az]

Originally posted by Lizzard[MPE]
hah you wouldnt say that if you lived in south florida, everyone out here has fake breasts

So - do they jiggle? Do they have that special motion Zokes' avatar tries to emulate? When you squeeze them, do they feel as soft and yet firm at the same time as they should?

Ahem... excuse me... gotta go

AZ

[gt40]

Originally posted by Wombat
Bleh. Big or small, leave 'em natural. Fakes are a big turnoff.

Ditto.
It they aint real, they aint breasts.