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  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623

    #1

    Unfaithful husband

    A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.

    The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

    The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"

    Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

    The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
    Brian (the devil incarnate)
  • SpiralDragon
    Super MURCer
    • May 2002
    • 3548

    #2
    rofl
    "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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    • Umfriend
      Crabby Smurf
      • Mar 2001
      • 7308

      #3
      Good one
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      • DukeP
        Super MURCer
        • Nov 1999
        • 1830

        #4
        Neat-o!

        ~~DukeP~~

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        • PAugustin
          MURCer
          • Nov 2000
          • 700

          #5
          nice
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          • Paddy
            Super MURCer
            • Mar 2000
            • 6067

            #6
            hehehehe
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            • Jammrock
              The Berserker
              • Aug 1999
              • 8661

              #7
              HAHAHAHAHAHA.... that's good. In a bad way.
              “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
              –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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              • Belwarrior
                MURCer
                • Nov 2000
                • 888

                #8


                Funny ...
                Last edited by Belwarrior; 3 December 2004, 07:45.
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                • High_Jumbllama
                  Super MURCer
                  • Dec 1999
                  • 4522

                  #9
                  LOL!

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                  • Byock
                    Super MURCer
                    • Jul 2000
                    • 2328

                    #10
                    Awesome.
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                    • Helevitia
                      Super MURCer
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 6628

                      #11
                      LMAO!
                      Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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                      • Technoid
                        Super MURCer
                        • Sep 1999
                        • 7645

                        #12
                        ROFL
                        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

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