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  • Technoid
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 7645

    #1

    66-pound tumor removed

    Surgeons at University Hospital removed a 66-pound tumor from the abdomen of a woman from Peebles, Ohio, a little over a week ago. Friday, she went home.


    Last edited by Technoid; 15 December 2004, 08:11.
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."
  • Novdid
    Super MURCer
    • Nov 2000
    • 2609

    #2


    Joke?

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    • gt40
      This space for rent
      • Sep 1999
      • 3973

      #3
      the largest tumor ever removed weighed 303 pounds. It was removed in 1991 at Stanford University Medical Center.
      Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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      • PAugustin
        MURCer
        • Nov 2000
        • 700

        #4
        Was it removed from an elephant ?
        System : ASUS A8N SLI premium, Athlon 64X2 3800+, 2Gb, T7K500 320Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb ATA133, Nec ND-3520, Plextor PX130A, SB Audigy 2, Sapphire Radeon X800 GTO, 24" Dell 2407WFP.

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        • Lizzard[MPE]
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          Moderator
          • Nov 2000
          • 3911

          #5
          wasnt there a lady with a 200lb tumor removed as well?
          www.lizziemorrison.com

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          • Technoid
            Super MURCer
            • Sep 1999
            • 7645

            #6
            Originally posted by Novdid


            Joke?
            Her's where I found it first:

            If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

            Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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            • Paddy
              Super MURCer
              • Mar 2000
              • 6067

              #7
              is it a teratoma?
              The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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              • Paddy
                Super MURCer
                • Mar 2000
                • 6067

                #8
                According to "Guinness World Records,'' the largest tumor ever removed weighed 303 pounds. It was removed in 1991 at Stanford University Medical Center.
                The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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                • Novdid
                  Super MURCer
                  • Nov 2000
                  • 2609

                  #9
                  Jaha...

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                  • Wulfman
                    Super MURCer
                    • Oct 2000
                    • 1662

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Lizzard[MPE]
                    wasnt there a lady with a 200lb tumor removed as well?
                    wouldn't that be "lady removed from tumor"?

                    mfg
                    wulfman
                    "Perhaps they communicate by changing colour? Like those sea creatures .."
                    "Lobsters?"
                    "Really? I didn't know they did that."
                    "Oh yes, red means help!"

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                    • Jon P. Inghram
                      Super MURCer
                      • Oct 1999
                      • 3878

                      #11
                      Anyone hungry? Mmmmm, fried tumor!

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                      • KvHagedorn
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 10725

                        #12
                        STFU! I WAS EATING!

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                        • The Rock
                          Super MURCer
                          • Oct 1999
                          • 1063

                          #13
                          ROFL @ KVH! Thats a helluva weight loss plan. Boggles the mind.
                          Bart

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                          • Jon P. Inghram
                            Super MURCer
                            • Oct 1999
                            • 3878

                            #14
                            Originally posted by KvHagedorn
                            STFU! I WAS EATING!
                            And also reading a thread with a title of "66-pound tumor removed?"

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                            • KvHagedorn
                              Super MURCer
                              • Aug 1999
                              • 10725

                              #15
                              What can I say? I am just a dumb MURCaholic who clicks all the little down-pointing arrow icons.

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