Darwin award winner! (no one can beat this)

[Guru]

http://kaktuz.com/kaktuz_com_movies/kaktuz_com_video_dnd.wmv

http://kaktuz.com/readmore.php?news_id=698

[cjolley]

Gosh I hope that was a put on.
Chuck

[gt40]

ehemmm,
that's from this tv show : Reno 911

damn funny show.

[cjolley]

Yup, my officemate, a younger guy, clued me in after I posted.
Chuck

[PAugustin]

All right tell me this was only for a TV show and not for real... Please

[cjolley]

Originally posted by PAugustin
All right tell me this was only for a TV show and not for real... Please

gt40 already did.
Chuck

[PAugustin]

OK I just have to read what people write

[Guru]

Yeh I knew it was not real, thats why I linked to the page I got it from! Don't know the show thou guess they don't show it over here!

[Paddy]

LOL - That's so funny!

[gt40]

have a look at the link I posted, there's plenty of other clips from this TV show - hilarious

[LvR]

Re: Darwin award winner! (no one can beat this)

Originally posted by Guru
http://kaktuz.com/kaktuz_com_movies/..._video_dnd.wmv

http://kaktuz.com/readmore.php?news_id=698

Try the following for size?...............



AND THE WINNER...

1. Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt
Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism.

Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome was asked to leave the course.

NB: This last one wouldn't normally count, because the idiot didn't die. But, because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of stupidity, we have allowed it.

[agallag]

Ow

[gt40]

http://www.snopes.com/humor/follies/ballwash.htm