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  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623
    #1

    Tragic fire

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A tragic fire on Monday destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost.

    Presidential spokesman Ari Fleischer said the president was devastated, as he had not finished colouring the second one.
    Brian (the devil incarnate)
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    • dbdg
      Super MURCer
      • Sep 1999
      • 1030
      #2
      you mean he had finished the first one?

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        • Umfriend
          Crabby Smurf
          • Mar 2001
          • 7308
          #3
          I am sorry, but this is a very very good joke.
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            • Technoid
              Super MURCer
              • Sep 1999
              • 7645
              #4
              ROTFLMAO
              If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

              Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                • rylan
                  Super MURCer
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 2347
                  #5
                  Good thing it didn't break out at the Clinton Library... think of all the porn that would be lost!

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                    • Sasq
                      Administrator
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 4635
                      #6
                      oh god, not the pr0n
                      Juu nin to iro


                      English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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                        • Guru
                          Super MURCer
                          • Nov 1999
                          • 6018
                          #7
                          LOL
                          According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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                            • PAugustin
                              MURCer
                              • Nov 2000
                              • 700
                              #8
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                                • Byock
                                  Super MURCer
                                  • Jul 2000
                                  • 2328
                                  #9
                                  hahaha, awesome.
                                  "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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