Up's a daisy!

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  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623

    #1

    Up's a daisy!

    A 2 letter word can have a hundred completely different meanings. So what is this stuff about English being easy?

    There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meaning than any other two-letter word, and that is "UP."

    It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we waken in the morning, why do we wake UP?

    At a meeting, why does a topic comeUP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?

    We call UP our friends And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.

    At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.

    To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.

    And this UP is confusing:

    A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.

    We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

    We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!

    To be knowledgeable of the proper uses of UP, look UP the word in the dictionary. In a desk size dictionary, the word up, takes UP almost 1/4th the page and definitions add UP to about thirty.

    If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.

    When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP . When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP.

    When it rains, it wets UP the earth. When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.

    One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so.............

    I'll shut UP
    Brian (the devil incarnate)
  • Technoid
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 7645

    #2
    LMAO
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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    • Fat Tone
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 7579

      #3


      UP == [word]++;
      FT.

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      • PAugustin
        MURCer
        • Nov 2000
        • 700

        #4
        Reminds me of this excellent english lesson about the F word. I need to find the mp3
        System : ASUS A8N SLI premium, Athlon 64X2 3800+, 2Gb, T7K500 320Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb ATA133, Nec ND-3520, Plextor PX130A, SB Audigy 2, Sapphire Radeon X800 GTO, 24" Dell 2407WFP.

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        • EnglandJoe
          MURCer
          • Nov 2004
          • 223

          #5
          To me it just means to positively increase. Look up. Speak up. Up basically just means more or higher. All other usages are bad grammar (open up, stopped up etc).

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          • Jammrock
            The Berserker
            • Aug 1999
            • 8661

            #6
            how do people find the time to come UP with this stuff?
            “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
            –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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            • Brian R.
              Super MURCer
              • Aug 1999
              • 3874

              #7
              Brian is probably retired...

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              • Brian Ellis
                Super MURCer
                • Sep 1999
                • 9623

                #8
                Brian is retired but he's too busy being retired and doesn't have the time to search out the stuff; I only pass on what someone else sent to me.
                Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                • Marshmallowman
                  Super MURCer
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 3416

                  #9
                  Well up yours, if you try to one up me

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