Pink Llamas and Lotto Tickets
One day, Timmy's pet Pink Llama was looking very closely at his girlfriend's Lotto Ticket, when suddenly she...
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a mini pink Llama was born, which Timmy namedComment
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Gurm! No where is......Originally posted by dZeus
a mini pink Llama was born, which Timmy namedAccording to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless..
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... Gurm! We need Gurm to name the pink Llama which was born with only...Titanium is the new bling!
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...three legs and really no f***** clue where this story was going to end up. So he consulted imdb.com and...Join MURCs Distributed Computing effort for Rosetta@Home and help fight Alzheimers, Cancer, Mad Cow disease and rising oil prices.
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...dicovered that Linsay Lohan really is as hot as everything is diluted into thinking she is. So the mini pink llama found a...“Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get outâ€
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Lotto Ticket that Schmosef understood to be a...FT.Comment
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Lotto Ticket. After explaining to Schmosef that it could be new slang for...Comment
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His punch card for Subway Sandwiches
"Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"Comment
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when suddenly a bunch of ninjas appered and kidnapped both the lammas.....If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."Comment
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..., the mini pink llama died so that he did not interrupt this pulitzer price winning novel anymore. Out of grief, the pink llama died as well. This left us Timmy who, being hungry, decided on [making] chasing the Ninjas to recapture the, now, dead llamas so as to make himself a good meal of the llamas by...
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using their meat for a llama vindaloo curry. Because of the excess amount of Llama meat, he invited the entire neighbourhood over for a curry party, which ended in aComment
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...queue a mile long the next morning for the...DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.netComment
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chase of the ninjas which, in case you had forgotten, had not been caught up with yet. The entire neighbourhood started a seek and destroy mission by first...Join MURCs Distributed Computing effort for Rosetta@Home and help fight Alzheimers, Cancer, Mad Cow disease and rising oil prices.
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