Man sues bigger penis pill company!

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  • ayoub_ibrahim
    Super MURCer
    • Dec 1999
    • 2445

    #1

    Man sues bigger penis pill company!

    A US man has filed a lawsuit claiming false advertising against a herbal penis enlargement pill company because its products did not produce the promised enhanced member. The suit states that Florida-based Alzare LLC claimed in "very, very convincing" advertising featuring doctors and porn stars that its pills would add up to an extra three inches, but failed to deliver hard results.

  • LvR
    Super MURCer
    • Jun 2000
    • 1570

    #2
    So he came up short?
    Lawrence

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    • gt40
      This space for rent
      • Sep 1999
      • 3973

      #3
      didn't stand up to their claims?
      Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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      • Brian R.
        Super MURCer
        • Aug 1999
        • 3874

        #4
        Those claims are hard to support

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        • cjolley
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 7672

          #5
          Well, he's a long way from winning this one.
          Chuck
          秋音的爸爸

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          • ZokesPro
            Serial Murcerer
            • Sep 2000
            • 8325

            #6
            There is no such thing as a pill that can enlarge the penis. The only sure fire way is surgery.
            Titanium is the new bling!
            (you heard from me first!)

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            • Lizzard[MPE]
              Avatar Tease
              Moderator
              • Nov 2000
              • 3911

              #7
              $59.95 and hes going to sue? wtf
              www.lizziemorrison.com

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              • cjolley
                Super MURCer
                • Aug 1999
                • 7672

                #8
                Originally posted by ZokesPro
                There is no such thing as a pill that can enlarge the penis. The only sure fire way is surgery.
                How do you know?
                chuck

                PS The line to join the class action won't be long
                Chuck
                秋音的爸爸

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                • Helevitia
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 6628

                  #9
                  He failed to recognize the length of the problem.
                  Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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                  • Helevitia
                    Super MURCer
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 6628

                    #10
                    He couldn't hang in there any longer
                    Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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                    • Helevitia
                      Super MURCer
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 6628

                      #11
                      He's a little short sighted.
                      Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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                      • Helevitia
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 6628

                        #12
                        His money couldn't take him where he wanted to grow
                        Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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                        • az
                          Moderator
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 9336

                          #13
                          ROFLMAO! More!

                          AZ
                          There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                          • cjolley
                            Super MURCer
                            • Aug 1999
                            • 7672

                            #14
                            How the whole thing started

                            Originally posted by az
                            ROFLMAO! More!

                            AZ
                            That's what she said.
                            Chuck
                            秋音的爸爸

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                            • Helevitia
                              Super MURCer
                              • Aug 1999
                              • 6628

                              #15
                              Re: How the whole thing started

                              Originally posted by cjolley
                              That's what she said.
                              LMAO
                              Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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