My offensive avatar!

[xortam]

UHF (1989)

With our station saving hero Stanley Spadowski, played by Michael Richards (subsequently played "Kramer" in the U.S. sitcom "Seinfeld" (1990) [TV-Series 1990-1998]).

[Kurt]

thx ++

[Dilitante1]

Don’t change the channel
Don’t touch that dial
We got it all on uhf
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on uhf
Don’t worry ’bout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob
We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on uhf

[Gurm]

Put down your remote control, throw out your TV guide.
Put away your jacket, there's no need to go outside.
You see we control the horizontal... we control the vertical too...
We gonna make a couch potato out of you!
Here's what we're going to do YEAH!

Don’t change the channel
Don’t touch that dial
We got it all on uhf
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on uhf
Don’t worry ’bout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob
We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on uhf

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