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  • Fat Tone
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7579
    #1

    A Man walked into a shop...

    A man walks into a shop......
    Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please
    Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.
    Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?
    Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare
    Customer: Hamburger Relish?
    Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
    Customer: Sausage and Mash?
    Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
    Customer: Cottage Pie?
    Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.
    Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?
    Shopkeeper: Yes
    Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.
    Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.
    Customer: Thanks

    FT.
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    • Gurm
      MS Fanboy
      • Aug 1999
      • 11460
      #2
      Welcome to the cheese shop...
      The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

      I'm the least you could do
      If only life were as easy as you
      I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
      If only life were as easy as you
      I would still get screwed

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        • Paddy
          Super MURCer
          • Mar 2000
          • 6067
          #3
          :d
          The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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