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  • Fat Tone
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7579

    #1

    Directions from the UK...

    Directions


    1.Start at East Midlands Airport.


    2.Catch flight from East Midlands Airport to London Heathrow Airport.


    3.Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.


    4.Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.


    5.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" - follow for 0.2 miles.


    6.Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles


    7.Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles


    8.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for29.2 miles


    9.Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles


    10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles


    11.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for104.0 miles


    12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles


    13.Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles


    14.Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for7.8 miles


    15.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles


    16.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for1.7 miles


    17.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles


    18.Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"



    Now that's the way to f*cking Amarillo!!!!!!!!
    SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .!
    FT.
  • VJ
    Moderator
    • Mar 2001
    • 9733

    #2
    Great!
    Now all we need are directions to Tipperary...



    Jörg
    pixar
    Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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    • Fat Tone
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 7579

      #3
      Originally posted by VJ
      Great!
      Now all we need are directions to Tipperary...



      Jörg
      But that's a long way...
      FT.

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      • Flangor
        mini MURCer
        • Sep 2002
        • 46

        #4
        Who the frak wants to go to Texas? Let alone Amarillo!
        Flangor Strongaxe




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        • VJ
          Moderator
          • Mar 2001
          • 9733

          #5
          Well, euhm... sweet Mary is waiting there...


          Jörg
          pixar
          Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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          • Fat Tone
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 7579

            #6
            Originally posted by Flangor
            Who the frak wants to go to Texas? Let alone Amarillo!
            Peter Kay, apparently
            FT.

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            • breezer
              MURCer
              • Sep 1999
              • 571

              #7
              Peter Kay need to find the road to the gym

              Breezer
              Everything I say is true apart from that which is not

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              • EnglandJoe
                MURCer
                • Nov 2004
                • 223

                #8
                hahaha very funny, me and my friends always seem to get pissed and sing this

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                • KvHagedorn
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 10725

                  #9
                  Guess this is a Brit thing, since I've never heard of Peter Kay or this song..

                  Edit: Googled him up.. funny guy..
                  Last edited by KvHagedorn; 13 May 2005, 23:48.

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                  • gt40
                    This space for rent
                    • Sep 1999
                    • 3973

                    #10
                    doesn't he sell cosmetics?
                    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                    • GT98
                      FanBoy
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 4408

                      #11
                      Originally posted by gt40
                      doesn't he sell cosmetics?

                      Thats his wife Mary Kay
                      Why is it called tourist season, if we can't shoot at them?

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