Stress releivers.........

[LvR]

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my pretty
face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense
of humour."

[EnglandJoe]

lol

[DukeP]

Lol!

~~DukeP~~

[LvR]

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look
at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other
problem can there be greater than this one?"

[Wombat]

Her: Does this dress make me look fat?
Him: Does this sweater make me look bald?

[LvR]

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries
or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.