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  • DukeP
    Super MURCer
    • Nov 1999
    • 1830

    #1

    No longer unemployed!

    Im now officially an associate professor.


    Will have to follow a lot of courses over the next 12 months, but the principal have given me the and I will teach my first classes come august.



    ~~DukeP~~
  • Tjalfe
    Super MURCer
    • Nov 2002
    • 3053

    #2
    Congratulations.. which university?
    We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


    i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCD

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    • DukeP
      Super MURCer
      • Nov 1999
      • 1830

      #3
      Actually its a high school.

      Pay is the same, tho.

      ~~DukeP~~

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      • cjolley
        Super MURCer
        • Aug 1999
        • 7672

        #4
        Originally posted by DukeP
        Actually its a high school.

        Pay is the same, tho.

        ~~DukeP~~
        I'm glad I didn't read those words 20 years ago when I was teaching HS in the US
        I would have shot myself.
        Chuck
        秋音的爸爸

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        • UtwigMU
          Super MURCer
          • Jul 2002
          • 5651

          #5
          Yeah but uni profs are not making as much in Europe as in USA.

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          • Chrono_Wanderer
            Super MURCer
            • Mar 2002
            • 2540

            #6
            Congrats DukeP!

            Hmm... for me, I'd shot myself if I ever become a teacher. I have horrible language skills. Wait, that's why I signed up for engineering thinking that I won't need it, just like the other 100 people in my class, but after going in the prof said "oh look, language and communications skills required"

            ROFLMAO.

            As for a professor, I can live with that b/c students can't do anything if they can't give lectures. And in my ECE department, there's this very famous prof who can't teach for life, known among all the faculty members and students XD But then, I am never going to be smart enough to be any sort of prof/lecteurer/TA. Oh, did I mention being any of those listed above I can actually revenge on what the uni is doing to me right now

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            • KvHagedorn
              Super MURCer
              • Aug 1999
              • 10725

              #7
              Most math teachers can't teach worth a flip but get jobs doing so. Every math teacher I had in college (except for two who were fairly good teachers) could not communicate worth a shit. All they could do was work homework problems on the board. One was from China and one from Argentina and one was just a friggin introvert from hell. I learned nothing from them except that I could not read minds in a friggin foreign language, nor could I understand the logic in calculus when all they did was clam up and write out problems on the chalkboard. And not only was the logic not explained, but the Chinese guy assigned every easy problem for homework and then pulled out every trick problem for the tests. That's the only class I ever failed in my life, and I'm still bitter about it. I HATE ****ING MATH AND I HATE ****ING MATH PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!

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              • High_Jumbllama
                Super MURCer
                • Dec 1999
                • 4522

                #8
                Congrats!

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                • DukeP
                  Super MURCer
                  • Nov 1999
                  • 1830

                  #9
                  Thanks All!

                  Ive actually been teaching most of my life - and I just figured out that it was because I liked it.

                  Oh and Kv? Eventually I will be teaching math as well as biology.


                  ~~DukeP~~

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                  • KvHagedorn
                    Super MURCer
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 10725

                    #10
                    That figures.

                    Hope you will remember what being a teacher really means..

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                    • DukeP
                      Super MURCer
                      • Nov 1999
                      • 1830

                      #11
                      I hope that too.


                      And thanks!

                      ~~DukeP~~

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                      • Technoid
                        Super MURCer
                        • Sep 1999
                        • 7645

                        #12
                        Congrats DukeP

                        Hope you get nice classes and not the Rejects from hell
                        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                        Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                        • VJ
                          Moderator
                          • Mar 2001
                          • 9733

                          #13
                          Congratulations!


                          Jörg
                          pixar
                          Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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                          • Paddy
                            Super MURCer
                            • Mar 2000
                            • 6067

                            #14
                            I've always fancied moulding the minds of my minions..... mwahahahahaha

                            (sorry & congrats)
                            The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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                            • DukeP
                              Super MURCer
                              • Nov 1999
                              • 1830

                              #15
                              Thanks all!

                              I have allready taught rejects from hell.

                              Ive worked in a youth school at a rather burdened part of town.

                              First lesson was allways: Do Not Bring Weapons Into Class.



                              And yes. My minions..
                              Mwuahahahahaha.


                              ~~DukeP~~

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