Murderer was let into the USA despite carying a chainsaw with blood on it

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  • Technoid
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 7645
    #1

    Murderer was let into the USA despite carying a chainsaw with blood on it

    BOSTON (AP) On the morning of April 25, Gregory Despres hitchhiked to the Canadian border crossing at Calais, Maine, carrying a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, brass knuckles and a chain saw stained by what appeared to be blood.
    Customs officials confiscated the cache of weapons and fingerprinted Despres, but allowed him to enter the United States not knowing the gruesome scene about to unfold in the hitchhiker's hometown.
    Things like that makes you feel all warm and comfy, doesn’t it?
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."
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    • ZokesPro
      Serial Murcerer
      • Sep 2000
      • 8325
      #2
      Wow, sounds like some U.S. Customs worker didn't do his or her job.
      Last edited by ZokesPro; 8 June 2005, 15:36.
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      (you heard from me first!)

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        • Jon P. Inghram
          Super MURCer
          • Oct 1999
          • 3878
          #3
          Fulton tried to escape, but police say Despres caught up with him on the porch, dragged him into the kitchen and killed him.
          It's stories like this that make me want to pack a MAC-10 or MAC-11 around the house...

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            • Gurm
              MS Fanboy
              • Aug 1999
              • 11460
              #4
              They arrested him walking along the road that my house is on... a few miles up. *shudder*
              The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

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              If only life were as easy as you
              I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
              If only life were as easy as you
              I would still get screwed

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                • Tjalfe
                  Super MURCer
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 3053
                  #5
                  why the worry.. he was un-armed

                  Scary though
                  We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


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                    • az
                      Moderator
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 9336
                      #6


                      I wouldn't want to meet him unarmed, either

                      AZ
                      There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                        • Jon P. Inghram
                          Super MURCer
                          • Oct 1999
                          • 3878
                          #7
                          OMG, I saw that photo in the comments for this on Fark and thought it was a just a joke!

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                            • az
                              Moderator
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 9336
                              #8
                              I don't know if it's true, saw it on Attu, although he has posted that the pic is copyrighted by some news agency I forgot.. AP photo or something.

                              AZ
                              There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                                • GT98
                                  FanBoy
                                  • Aug 1999
                                  • 4408
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by az
                                  I don't know if it's true, saw it on Attu, although he has posted that the pic is copyrighted by some news agency I forgot.. AP photo or something.

                                  AZ

                                  I've seen it on CNN and in the local paper, so its legit...
                                  Why is it called tourist season, if we can't shoot at them?

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                                    • Jon P. Inghram
                                      Super MURCer
                                      • Oct 1999
                                      • 3878
                                      #10
                                      I need to save that picture, if I ever have kids I'll use that for added emphasis when I tell them to behave or the boogyman'll get them.

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                                        • Dr Mordrid
                                          Moderator
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 26592
                                          #11
                                          And they say there aren't any real mutants

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                                          Last edited by Dr Mordrid; 9 June 2005, 09:00.
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                                            • Fat Tone
                                              Super MURCer
                                              • Aug 1999
                                              • 7579
                                              #12
                                              Is it just me or does anyone else see that picture and think of Cardassians?
                                              FT.

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                                                • Sasq
                                                  Administrator
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 4635
                                                  #13
                                                  I want to grab him by those ears and see if I can unscrew his head...
                                                  Juu nin to iro


                                                  English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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                                                    • KvHagedorn
                                                      Super MURCer
                                                      • Aug 1999
                                                      • 10725
                                                      #14
                                                      Bet it'll just pop right off if you hit him hard enough in that thick neck with a kitana.

                                                      wtf is wrong with the human thought process that thinks a poor mountain lion up a tree is automatically too dangerous to dart, so must be shot dead, yet this ultimate psycho appearing with a bloody chainsaw, axes, swords, etc. is harmless enough to let go?

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