Who is God?

[Brian Ellis]

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."

After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"

[Fat Tone]

I don't think even even becoming a deity is gonna send MJ to Heaven now. More likely he'll be paying you a visit

If you really want to know who God is, search the forums from a couple of years back.

[DukeP]

Hehehehehehe.

Good one!

~~DukeP~~

[Fluff]

The word God is too short to search for. Any pointers?

[cjolley]

The word God is too short to search for. Any pointers?

search on "VIA Damnit"
That should get you most of the postings that invoke God.