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  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623

    #1

    Wait for the rush

    Widower, 97 years, bisexual, billionaire, active, no family, is looking for 2 young men and 2 young women. Preferred age range 18 to 22. Must be attractive-looking and capable of establishing a good permanent emotional and sexual relationship. Living in a luxurious, modernised Georgian mansion, each with own suite, extensive estate 45 miles from Central London. Blue riband chef provides all meals, butler, housekeeper and full servant staff. Each young person will have his/her own Jaguar, all expenses paid. £200 pocket money per week. Write with photograph to Box No. xxxxxx
    If only I were 55 years younger
    Brian (the devil incarnate)
  • Nowhere
    Super MURCer
    • Jun 2002
    • 4830

    #2
    I think I'll pass...


    (and I also hope that I've said what I've meant to say)

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    • KvHagedorn
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 10725

      #3
      Originally posted by Nowhere
      I think I'll pass...


      (and I also hope that I've said what I've meant to say)
      Isn't "pass" Britslang for screwing a centenarian?

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      • 3dfx
        MURCer
        • Oct 2002
        • 697

        #4
        Originally posted by KvHagedorn
        Isn't "pass" Britslang for screwing a centenarian?

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        • schmosef
          Super MURCer
          • Dec 2002
          • 5813

          #5
          This isn't a real quote is it?
          P.S. You've been Spanked!

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          • Sasq
            Administrator
            • Jan 2001
            • 4635

            #6
            almost sounds like bait for a new reality TV show...
            Juu nin to iro


            English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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            • Brian Ellis
              Super MURCer
              • Sep 1999
              • 9623

              #7
              Originally posted by schmosef
              This isn't a real quote is it?
              It is a real quote, in that I copied it from my source, but I have no idea whether it belongs to snopes.com, is real but a spoof or is really real. (Maybe someone collecting photos of nice young people!)
              Brian (the devil incarnate)

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              • Pace
                Super MURCer
                • Feb 2000
                • 3414

                #8
                What's the PO Box number?

                (schmosef made me ask!)
                Meet Jasmine.
                flickr.com/photos/pace3000

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                • Paddy
                  Super MURCer
                  • Mar 2000
                  • 6067

                  #9
                  oi! I posted that :evil:
                  The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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