Made-up name game thread.

[KvHagedorn]

Alright, this is juvenile and in poor taste, but here's the rules. Come up with a rude made-up name that could be real, but is more likely something you'd give a substitute teacher in high school to amuse everyone else. Perhaps we will wind up with the ultimate list of farked-up names.

Just add them as you think them up.. don't pass up this great chance to postwhore.

Let's start off with a classic:

Mike Hunt

[KvHagedorn]

hmm alright..

Mike Rotch

[KvHagedorn]

what's the matter? No one else drunk and bored and in a silly mood?

Harry Sphincter

[agallag]

Ivan Joyderpus

[KvHagedorn]

Randy Ho

[KvHagedorn]

Harry Pitts

[Dr Mordrid]

The best ones have already been created for the James Bond movies

ex: Pussy Galore

Dr. Mordrid

[KvHagedorn]

.. and Austin Powers.

Ivana Humpalot

[schmosef]

I really did use "Jack Meoff" once with an Asian substitute teacher in grade 9 science. She didn't get it. My regular teacher did when he got back. He didn't care.

[Fat Tone]

Meet the Fokkers had a few:

Randy Fokker
Orny Fokker
Dom Fokker

I was never really sure if it was just childish humour (which can amuse me) or if it was just a shite film.I think the fact that Gaylord wasn't really scared of Bob any more didn't help.

Hugh Jass (was this a Simpsons one?)

Austin Healy (british rugby player)

[VJ]

Yep, Hugh Jass was a simpson one (and there actually was a Hugh Jass at Moe's ).

Another simpson one:

Mia Butreeks


Jorg

[SitFlyer]

Hugh Jass

[SitFlyer]

Stu Pitt

[SitFlyer]

Not really a persons name, but worthy of mention

Master Bait, Fish & Tackle

[SitFlyer]

Ben Dover