Do you have a dirty mind?

[Brian Ellis]

http://www.queendom.com/tests/minitests/fx/dirty_mind.html

Results of "The Test"
How dirty are your thoughts?
Score=30

What does your score mean?

Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

[KvHagedorn]

80

This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.

[Rakido]

60

Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

hmm, same text as Brian, but double points ...

[VJ]

You and your spouse are shopping for mattresses.

I first read this as "maitresses"...


Jörg

[M|x]

Results of "The Test"
How dirty are your thoughts?

Your score = 75


What does your score mean?

Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

thats probably right..

[Gurm]

80

Shouldn't God be helping you to avoid those sorts of thoughts?

[VJ]

And another 30...

(apparently, misreading questions isn't penalized... )


Jörg

[Guru]

85

This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.

[Dr Mordrid]

85

Dr. Mordrid

[Rakido]

85

Dr. Mordrid

hope it doesn't has to do something with the age that you *think* more about that ....

[Umfriend]

100 (OK, I was going for a perfect score)

[Gurm]

Well I was at 70, I figure that's probably a low estimate. The questions really... well, let's be honest here.

If you go to a neighbor's house, and their hot 17-year-old daughter is sunbathing, and you DON'T ogle her... you're defective or dead. Or repressing yourself due to religious tendencies (dangerous and unwise).

[KRSESQ]

Results of "The Test"
How dirty are your thoughts?

Your score = 75


What does your score mean?

Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

Yeah, that's pretty close.

Kevin

[Dr Mordrid]

hope it doesn't has to do something with the age that you *think* more about that ....

More than just "think"....just ask Margie

Dr. Mordrid

[Paddy]

50