Do you have a dirty mind?

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  • ZokesPro
    Serial Murcerer
    • Sep 2000
    • 8325

    #16
    i just took a shower so my mind is cleaner than before. Plus I think about sex mor often than sex thinks about me.
    Titanium is the new bling!
    (you heard from me first!)

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    • High_Jumbllama
      Super MURCer
      • Dec 1999
      • 4522

      #17
      Results of "The Test"
      How dirty are your thoughts?

      Your score = 45

      What does your score mean?
      Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

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      • Jammrock
        The Berserker
        • Aug 1999
        • 8661

        #18
        Apparently I am a boring sod.

        Your score = 15

        What does your score mean?

        Your mind appears to be brimming over with clean, pure thoughts…or at least they're not about sex! This doesn't mean you're not wild and crazy in the bedroom - just that it's not the first thing that pops into your head on every given occasion. You may very well love sex as much as anybody else, and even think of it when the time and place are right, but it's not your major preoccupation. Whatever your situation, just remember that there is nothing wrong with thinking about bedroom gymnastics from time to time - in fact, it may put some extra zing into your sex life if you let yourself fantasize more often!
        “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
        –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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        • TransformX
          Super MURCer
          • Sep 2003
          • 4946

          #19
          65

          Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?
          "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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          • Elie
            MURC Writer
            • Aug 1999
            • 4420

            #20
            Your score = 60

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            • schmosef
              Super MURCer
              • Dec 2002
              • 5813

              #21
              I don't need a survey to tell me what I already know.
              P.S. You've been Spanked!

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              • DukeP
                Super MURCer
                • Nov 1999
                • 1830

                #22
                90.

                And I WAS being frank.


                Hmm. Mayhaps my Girlfriend is on to something when she says I think about sex all the time..
                (Hey, its summer! She's wearing next to nothing and smells like heaven).

                ~~DukeP~~

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                • Brian Ellis
                  Super MURCer
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 9623

                  #23
                  Originally posted by schmosef
                  I don't need a survey to tell me what I already know.

                  What? You've been castrated?
                  Brian (the devil incarnate)

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