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  • Gurm
    MS Fanboy
    • Aug 1999
    • 11460
    #1

    pee my pants funny!

    So this monkey walks into a bar... no, wait.

    It was a crocodile. Yeah, a crocodile walks into a bar, and says "I need more goldfish!"

    And the bartender says "personal attacks will not be tolerated", and kicks the pelican out and locks the door.

    ****in' funny, what?
    The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

    I'm the least you could do
    If only life were as easy as you
    I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
    If only life were as easy as you
    I would still get screwed
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    • schmosef
      Super MURCer
      • Dec 2002
      • 5813
      #2
      P.S. You've been Spanked!

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        • DGhost
          Super MURCer
          • May 2000
          • 2573
          #3
          yeah... that was a bit ****ing weak if you ask me...
          "And yet, after spending 20+ years trying to evolve the user interface into something better, what's the most powerful improvement Apple was able to make? They finally put a god damned shell back in." -jwz

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            • Claymonkey
              Super MURCer
              • Dec 2000
              • 1871
              #4
              welcome to the random tangent gurm thread. For his next trick he'll take the already dead joke and put it in a grave that he's dug to the depth of sixty feet!
              Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
              ________________________________________________

              That special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, Or maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub-cockle area, Maybe in the liver, Maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, We don't know.

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                • Gurm
                  MS Fanboy
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 11460
                  #5
                  Thank you! I'll be here all week!
                  The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                  I'm the least you could do
                  If only life were as easy as you
                  I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                  If only life were as easy as you
                  I would still get screwed

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                    • Helevitia
                      Super MURCer
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 6628
                      #6
                      This reminds me of a joke that really isn't funny but it is all in the presentation (oh, and how ****ed up you are )

                      Ask me if I'm a truck, go ahead, ask me....









                      wait for it.....









                      a little more...









                      No! I'm not.

                      BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
                      Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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                        • schmosef
                          Super MURCer
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 5813
                          #7
                          lol!
                          P.S. You've been Spanked!

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                            • GuchiGuh
                              Comic Relief
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 1656
                              #8
                              for some unknown reason, Helevitia truck post made me laugh
                              Last edited by GuchiGuh; 2 July 2005, 22:07.

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                                • Helevitia
                                  Super MURCer
                                  • Aug 1999
                                  • 6628
                                  #9
                                  Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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                                    • VJ
                                      Moderator
                                      • Mar 2001
                                      • 9733
                                      #10
                                      This is actually how my niece tells jokes...
                                      She never remembers any detail, and starts mostly with the punchline. While this doesn't make the joke funny anymore, seeing her struggling to tell it is...


                                      Jörg
                                      pixar
                                      Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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