10 things men understand about women

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  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623

    #1

    10 things men understand about women

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    Brian (the devil incarnate)
  • TransformX
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 2003
    • 4946

    #2
    1. They're women, as opposed to men, dogs and other friedly creatures.

    2. They're totally incomprehensible, if you think you understood something - it's a trap!

    3. No matter what you say, you're wrong.

    4. Even if you don't say anything, you're still wrong.

    5. You'll never understand women, better give up on it while you're still young.

    6. People who claim to understand women are either women, liars, or both.

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    "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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    • LvR
      Super MURCer
      • Jun 2000
      • 1570

      #3
      People who claim to understand women are either women, liars, or both.
      Think you better remove the "women" bit from that ................

      Put a group of women together and Ill be damned if they are able to demonstrate their understanding of each other - they immediately turn into mega bitches that refuse to allow the sun to shine on anybody else.

      In fact it should read "People who claim to understand women are liars.


      Personally agree with Brian.
      Lawrence

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      • High_Jumbllama
        Super MURCer
        • Dec 1999
        • 4522

        #4
        Originally posted by LvR
        Think you better remove the "women" bit from that ................

        Put a group of women together and Ill be damned if they are able to demonstrate their understanding of each other - they immediately turn into mega bitches that refuse to allow the sun to shine on anybody else.

        In fact it should read "People who claim to understand women are liars.


        Personally agree with Brian.
        I suppose that is why he typed "claim".

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        • Dr Mordrid
          Moderator
          • Apr 2001
          • 26592

          #5
          The reason for all this is simple: they're not simply a different sexk, that would be easy to handle. Nope.....they're a different species

          Dr. Mordrid
          Dr. Mordrid
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          An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

          I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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          • High_Jumbllama
            Super MURCer
            • Dec 1999
            • 4522

            #6
            . . . . . and they're from Venus. Don't forget that.

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            • TransformX
              Super MURCer
              • Sep 2003
              • 4946

              #7
              And we all know what kind of a planet Venus is under that cloud cover...
              "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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              • Dr Mordrid
                Moderator
                • Apr 2001
                • 26592

                #8
                Yeah.....like Margie on a PMS day

                Dr. Mordrid
                Dr. Mordrid
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                An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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