Aphorisms

[Brian Ellis]

An aphorism is any pithily expressed precept or observation; a maxim.

You are invited to post your original aphorism (no quotations, please!)

I'll kick off with one:
When a man gets undressed, he scratches his balls because that is where a thought struck him.

[GuchiGuh]

There's a serious lack of females in Mechanical Engineering

(plz tell me if its not an aphorism)

[Nowhere]

There's a serious overflow of females at Social Sciences Faculty.


(perhaps I should add "Devil in training" to my sig )

[UtwigMU]

Ah social sciences girls, those are compassionate so to say .

[Brian Ellis]

A dog wolfs down his food so fast that he cannot taste it; he therefore sniffs his excrement to find out what he had for dinner the previous day.

[KvHagedorn]

There's a serious lack of females in Mechanical Engineering

(plz tell me if its not an aphorism)

.. and you gearheads wonder why model photographers get all the women.

[rylan]

Wherever you're going, thats where you are.

[Nowhere]

Happiness is anywhere where I'm not.




btw Utwig...unfortunatelly, I'd say...