Generous to a fault
Several guys are relaxing at the local golf club, when a cell phone rings - one of the guys turns to the hands-free speaker function, and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops talking to listen.
Man: "Hello"?
Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
Man: "Yes"
Woman: "I'm at the mall, and I have found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,100. Is it OK if I buy it, sweetie?"
Man: "Sure; if you like it that much. I want you to be happy."
Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealer and saw one of the new models. It's a beautiful silver."
Man: "How much?"
Woman: "$279,000"
Man: "OK, but for that price we want all the extras."
Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. Darling, remember that house we wanted last year? It's back on the market, and they are only asking $1,950,000."
Man: "Wow! - Well go ahead and make them an offer. See if they will take $1,895,000."
Woman: "OK, thank you sooooooooo much - you are wonderful... See you later, I love you."
Man: "Bye, I love you too."
The man hangs up. The other guys are looking at him in amazement. The room is stunned.
Then he asks - "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
Man: "Hello"?
Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
Man: "Yes"
Woman: "I'm at the mall, and I have found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,100. Is it OK if I buy it, sweetie?"
Man: "Sure; if you like it that much. I want you to be happy."
Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealer and saw one of the new models. It's a beautiful silver."
Man: "How much?"
Woman: "$279,000"
Man: "OK, but for that price we want all the extras."
Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. Darling, remember that house we wanted last year? It's back on the market, and they are only asking $1,950,000."
Man: "Wow! - Well go ahead and make them an offer. See if they will take $1,895,000."
Woman: "OK, thank you sooooooooo much - you are wonderful... See you later, I love you."
Man: "Bye, I love you too."
The man hangs up. The other guys are looking at him in amazement. The room is stunned.
Then he asks - "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
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