Inventor fuels car with dead cats

[cjolley]

Talk about your "Alternative Fuels"

[Tjalfe]

wow.. what's next?.. a tiger in your tank?

[KvHagedorn]

Wonder what this ****ole's dad did in the war..

[Tjalfe]

Wonder what this ****ole's dad did in the war..

...organic diesel fuel -- a homemade blend of garbage, run-over cats and other...

but it is true.. it never states what his dad did back 60 years ago.. then again, the same goes for my dad, and most people, and seems highly irrelevant here

[KvHagedorn]

Just saying.. it takes a sick mind to burn corpses for fuel.. even if it is "only" cats.

[Tjalfe]

Oil is made from dinosaurs and other dead organic matter, so with gasoline we are burning corpses

[KvHagedorn]

Well.. I guess if you want to get that technical, we are all probably cannibals.. after all, mosquitoes suck our blood, and then birds eat them, and we eat birds..

We also drink our own piss..

[KRSESQ]

At least he isn't killing the cats himself. In theory I suppose any kind of roadkill could work.

Kevin

[cjolley]

Update

"I never used dead cats for fuel."

[Dr Mordrid]

I still like the idea of using cats for fuel

(asthmatic with a cat allergy and no, using the special cat bath soap doesn't work for me)

Dr. Mordrid

[dZeus]

haha, the 'bild newspaper' reference in the original article is all revealing. Bild writes the biggest crap you can think of... I'm shocked CNN copies stuff from them. Says just about enough about CNN itself...

[Brian Ellis]

If someone here could eliminate the stray cats and convert them into fuel, I'd be eternally grateful.

[Fat Tone]

What about human corpses? They just take up space...

[Brian Ellis]

I've always said they should be converted to canned dog or cat meat. That would make them useful when they're dead, even if they were complete wankers when alive