Men: From a Woman's POV

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  • Fat Tone
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7579

    #1

    Men: From a Woman's POV

    A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces

    attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

    For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with

    rugged, masculine features. And when she is menstruating, she prefers a

    man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye

    and a cricket stump shoved up his arse.
    FT.
  • TransformX
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 2003
    • 4946

    #2
    "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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    • Umfriend
      Crabby Smurf
      • Mar 2001
      • 7308

      #3
      Rofl
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      • ZokesPro
        Serial Murcerer
        • Sep 2000
        • 8325

        #4
        HAHAHAHA!
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        (you heard from me first!)

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        • SitFlyer
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 2002
          • 7178

          #5
          Lmao:d

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          • GuchiGuh
            Comic Relief
            • Jun 2002
            • 1656

            #6
            Lol!!!

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            • J1NG
              Super MURCer
              • Feb 2000
              • 1388

              #7


              J1NG

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              • Gurm
                MS Fanboy
                • Aug 1999
                • 11460

                #8
                Originally posted by Fat Tone
                A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces

                attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

                For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with

                rugged, masculine features. And when she is menstruating, she prefers a

                man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye

                and a cricket stump shoved up his arse.
                Many of the women I've known have, during their menstrual period, preferred "ANY man who isn't afraid of getting a little messy".
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                • Kooldino
                  Super MURCer
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 3026

                  #9
                  ^
                  Yes.

                  It's the PRE menstrual state where they hate men.

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                  • spadnos
                    MURCer
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 859

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Kooldino
                    ^
                    Yes.

                    It's the PRE menstrual state where they hate men.
                    I've determined that PMS has three distinct meanings:

                    Pre-Menstrual Syndrome
                    Pan-Menstrual Syndrome
                    Post-Menstrual Syndrome

                    These follow sequentially on a monthly rotation.

                    - Steve

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                    • Fat Tone
                      Super MURCer
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 7579

                      #11
                      LOL.

                      My experience has been a simultaneous combination of the original hypothesis and Gurm's observation...makes life interesting to say the least
                      FT.

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