Graffiti

[Brian Ellis]

Graffiti in a pub toilet:

You don't buy beer, you merely rent it.

[Guru]

Here I sat broken hearted paid a dime and only farted!

[KvHagedorn]

or for non-pay toilets..

Here I sit all broken-hearted..
Tried to shit but only farted.

[KvHagedorn]

Another amusing, though mean spirited, one..

What are you looking up here for? The joke is in your hands.

[Brian Ellis]

Here I sat broken hearted paid a dime and only farted!

Guru

Are the Finns like us Scots, to be broken-hearted so?

[Brian Ellis]

And another:

Shake well after use!

[ZokesPro]

There's a reason they have no toilet paper in the washroom's at KFC:

"It's finger lickin' good!"

[spadnos]

Here I sat broken hearted paid a dime and only farted!

Or - the whole thing:

Here I sit, broken hearted
Paid a dime and merely farted
Second time, took a chance
Saved a dime, and shit my pants

(funny how those 5th grade jokes stick with you )
- Steve

[Fat Tone]

My favourite:

(on left wall) Toilet Tennis. See other wall.

(on right wall) Toilet Tennis. See other wall.