Steven Seagal Energy Drink - LIGHTNING BOLT!

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  • Gurm
    MS Fanboy
    • Aug 1999
    • 11460

    #1

    Steven Seagal Energy Drink - LIGHTNING BOLT!

    lightningdrink.com เว็บตรง pgslot สล็อตpp เว็บใหม่มาแรงปี 2025 รวมทุกค่ายแตกง่าย ระบบออโต้ มั่นคง ปลอดภัย รีวิวแน่นจากผู้ใช้งานจริง


    And yes, I assure you this is quite serious. Amazon will be selling it in two days, and you can already order it from XOXide:



    Thoughts? Discuss.

    I, for one, think that if it doesn't taste TERRIBLE, the ingredients in there would perk ANYONE up.
    The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

    I'm the least you could do
    If only life were as easy as you
    I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
    If only life were as easy as you
    I would still get screwed
  • Jammrock
    The Berserker
    • Aug 1999
    • 8661

    #2
    I wonder if energy drinks will end up replacing coffee as the next fad addiction.

    And with Goji berries in it, how can it fail?
    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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    • Claymonkey
      Super MURCer
      • Dec 2000
      • 1871

      #3
      I want to know how and why they came up with a flavor called "asian experience" I don't even WANT to know what that tastes like.
      Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
      ________________________________________________

      That special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, Or maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub-cockle area, Maybe in the liver, Maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, We don't know.

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      • Gurm
        MS Fanboy
        • Aug 1999
        • 11460

        #4
        Originally posted by Claymonkey
        I want to know how and why they came up with a flavor called "asian experience" I don't even WANT to know what that tastes like.
        Ask Dan, he's had an "Asian Experience" or two...
        The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

        I'm the least you could do
        If only life were as easy as you
        I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
        If only life were as easy as you
        I would still get screwed

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        • Jessterw
          Style Master, Rtd.
          • Jul 2002
          • 4265

          #5
          I think it tastes like Dan after he's had one of those experiences
          “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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          • Gurm
            MS Fanboy
            • Aug 1999
            • 11460

            #6
            Originally posted by Jesterzwild
            I think it tastes like Dan after he's had one of those experiences
            Oh... dear... GOD. THE PAIN. MAKE IT GO AWAY!
            The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

            I'm the least you could do
            If only life were as easy as you
            I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
            If only life were as easy as you
            I would still get screwed

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            • Gurm
              MS Fanboy
              • Aug 1999
              • 11460

              #7
              Hey who else noticed that the male model at the top of the page who is being paid to hold the drink near his mouth but not drink it... is giving us all the finger?
              The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

              I'm the least you could do
              If only life were as easy as you
              I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
              If only life were as easy as you
              I would still get screwed

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              • Gurm
                MS Fanboy
                • Aug 1999
                • 11460

                #8
                I think that come Friday I'm ordering one of each flavor. I might even get TWO of the "Asian Experience" just so that Damian can try some.
                The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                I'm the least you could do
                If only life were as easy as you
                I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                If only life were as easy as you
                I would still get screwed

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                • schmosef
                  Super MURCer
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 5813

                  #9
                  Yeah, I thought that was a nice touch. The photographer and I had a good laugh over that one.


                  P.S. You've been Spanked!

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                  • Jessterw
                    Style Master, Rtd.
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 4265

                    #10
                    The byline for this product should have been, "Now you too can be a bad actor, but without my excessively used martial arts skills"
                    “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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                    • Jon P. Inghram
                      Super MURCer
                      • Oct 1999
                      • 3878

                      #11

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                      • DGhost
                        Super MURCer
                        • May 2000
                        • 2573

                        #12
                        Omfg Steven Seagal! Gimme A Pallet!
                        "And yet, after spending 20+ years trying to evolve the user interface into something better, what's the most powerful improvement Apple was able to make? They finally put a god damned shell back in." -jwz

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                        • Gurm
                          MS Fanboy
                          • Aug 1999
                          • 11460

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Jon P. Inghram
                          Who cares? It has special herbs hand selected by Master Sensei Seagal HIMSELF!
                          The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                          I'm the least you could do
                          If only life were as easy as you
                          I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                          If only life were as easy as you
                          I would still get screwed

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                          • gt40
                            This space for rent
                            • Sep 1999
                            • 3973

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Gurm
                            Who cares? It has special herbs hand selected by Master Sensei Seagal HIMSELF!
                            now, I really hope you are being sarcastic - never can tell with you
                            Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                            • Sasq
                              Administrator
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 4635

                              #15
                              Energy drink, that pissy little collection of herbs, bwhahahahaha

                              You haven't had an energy drink until you have spent >$5 and preferably >$10 on a small vial that could also be used to strip paint.

                              and if you don't believe me, ask Jesse
                              Juu nin to iro


                              English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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