China's Shenzhou-6

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  • Dr Mordrid
    Moderator
    • Apr 2001
    • 26592
    #1

    China's Shenzhou-6

    Great that they're doing well in their space program, but their online news coverage is a bit odd. First of all it appears they've co-opted a pic of the US Saturn V for this page;

    http://en.chinabroadcast.cn/china/events/shenzhou6/index.htm


    Wasn't an image of their own launcher good enough?

    In addition this is just a bit more info on Shenzhou-6's sanitary equipment than I need/want to know;

    http://en.chinabroadcast.cn/811/2005/10/13/269@24508.htm




    Dr. Mordrid
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    • Sasq
      Administrator
      • Jan 2001
      • 4635
      #2
      ya know, I have always wondered about those space toilets, and if they would be any use with 'morning wood'...
      Juu nin to iro


      English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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        • cjolley
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 7672
          #3
          Take my word for it.
          This beats a regular Chinese public toilet by a long way.
          Chuck
           秋音的爸爸

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            • Umfriend
              Crabby Smurf
              • Mar 2001
              • 7308
              #4
              what is morning wood?
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                • Dilitante1
                  Administrator
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 1829
                  #5
                  Lmao


                  morning wood = indomitable morning penile erection
                  Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it


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                    • Umfriend
                      Crabby Smurf
                      • Mar 2001
                      • 7308
                      #6
                      Not sure I understand. He only gets an erection in the morning? I guess with the time difference and all it may not be that bad a timing, but still...
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                        • dZeus
                          Moderator
                          • Aug 2000
                          • 4622
                          #7
                          are you serious?

                          called 'odol' in dutch.

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                            • KvHagedorn
                              Super MURCer
                              • Aug 1999
                              • 10725
                              #8
                              Man, you guys missed out on an golden opportunity there..

                              Let's try again..

                              Originally posted by Umfriend
                              what is morning wood?
                              It's a delicacy here. Next time you go to a hotel in an English speaking country, tell them you'd like a nice thick slab of morning wood for breakfast.

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                                • Jammrock
                                  The Berserker
                                  • Aug 1999
                                  • 8661
                                  #9
                                  Apparently you are immune to this phenomenom. Most males when they wake up in the morning get a sudden rush of blood to the penis and end up with an erection. Or most guys are just simply horny as hell in the morning and get a boner/erection first thing in the morning because "nothing says I love you like a blow job in the morning" (old MURC joke for those who don't know/remember).

                                  This early morning erection is nicknamed "morning wood."

                                  Jammrock
                                  “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                                  –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                                    • Brian R.
                                      Super MURCer
                                      • Aug 1999
                                      • 3874
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by cjolley
                                      Take my word for it.
                                      This beats a regular Chinese public toilet by a long way.
                                      I bet the astronauts have to bring their own toilet paper...

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                                        • Umfriend
                                          Crabby Smurf
                                          • Mar 2001
                                          • 7308
                                          #11
                                          Oh, I get that alright, not every day, but also not only in the morning.

                                          LOL @ KVH
                                          Join MURCs Distributed Computing effort for Rosetta@Home and help fight Alzheimers, Cancer, Mad Cow disease and rising oil prices.
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                                            • Dr Mordrid
                                              Moderator
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 26592
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Brian R.
                                              I bet the astronauts have to bring their own toilet paper...
                                              Better than Sears catalogs & corn husks

                                              Dr. Mordrid
                                              Dr. Mordrid
                                              ----------------------------
                                              An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                                              I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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