$1 million for Bigfoot capture

[Jessterw]

A Maine scientist is preparing to release details of a $1 million reward for a photograph that leads to the live capture of Bigfoot, the abominable snowman or the Loch Ness Monster. [...]

The $1 million bounty would be paid by a company to anyone who produces a photograph that leads to the live capture of one of the three creatures, Coleman said.

"We don't want people running around with guns trying to kill something to get the money," Coleman said. "It's not a contest, either. It's a very specific bounty that depends on the permanent capture of a live specimen, with emphasis on 'live.'" [...]

http://www.boston.com/news/local/mai...re_of_bigfoot/


Now where's that photo of Sasq I have around here somewhere...

[Sasq]

forget capture, just offer me free beer, pizza and advanced screening of Lost and I will come willingly.

[KvHagedorn]

Looks like your financial troubles are over, Dan.

[DGhost]

forget capture, just offer me free beer, pizza and advanced screening of Lost and I will come willingly.

SAAAAKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brian R.]

It's off to Japan with rifle in hand...

[Dilitante1]

"It's a very specific bounty that depends on the permanent capture of a live specimen, with emphasis on 'live.'"

Dan wouldn't appreciate being shot unless handed one

[Jammrock]

forget capture, just offer me free beer, pizza and advanced screening of Lost and I will come willingly.

I thought you were looking for more episodes of Monster?

[James_D]

I think some russians fishers believe they found the Bigfoot hiding among some Norwegian coast guard crew, because the kidnapped two, and now the trawler is hunted by one frigate, and the coast guard vessel Tromsø, whoom to which the crew belonged.

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article1136441.ece

JD

[Jammrock]

I think some russians fishers believe they found the Bigfoot hiding among some Norwegian coast guard crew, because the kidnapped two, and now the trawler is hunted by one frigate, and the coast guard vessel Tromsø, whoom to which the crew belonged.

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article1136441.ece

JD

If those inspectors were real Vikings they would have taken over the ship and brought it to the coast to get drunk, rape the fish and pillage the women.

[Nowhere]

Yeti@home

[Dr Mordrid]

Bigfoot?

I wear size 15 H's, so if anyone is willing to split the loot

Dr. Mordrid

[Gurm]

The thing that cracks me up about Bigfoot freaks is that the ONLY footage and/or pictures we have of Bigfoot... were recently admitted by their creator to be a hoax. And yet these people still persist.

[Rakido]

guess the dollars belong to me, because Bigfoot lives here ....

[gt40]

The thing that cracks me up about Bigfoot freaks is that the ONLY footage and/or pictures we have of Bigfoot... were recently admitted by their creator to be a hoax. And yet these people still persist.

I KNOW it's real, Futurama proved it for me

[Dr Mordrid]

There was a "bigfoot" at one time, it was called gigantopithecus, but that was LONGGGGG ago. Extinct now.

Dr. Mordrid