Girls: fancy an SMS-fired Bluetooth vibrator?

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  • Guru
    Super MURCer
    • Nov 1999
    • 6018

    #1

    Girls: fancy an SMS-fired Bluetooth vibrator?

    Connected to a mobile phone with Bluetooth it becomes an intimate, silent connection between two lovers, regardless of distance. Custom designed for your pleasure, it is intelligent, sophisticated and invented for bliss. The Toy is worn internally, linked to a mobile phone and controlled by sms text messages sent to the phone. Once read, the message is transported automatically to The Toy, which turns it into vibrations - with a huge range of movements, depending on what you have written. Just say what you feel, The Toy will do the rest.


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  • Gurm
    MS Fanboy
    • Aug 1999
    • 11460

    #2
    Yeah yeah this had been around forever in one form or another. It's just wireless teledildonics.
    The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

    I'm the least you could do
    If only life were as easy as you
    I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
    If only life were as easy as you
    I would still get screwed

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    • ZokesPro
      Serial Murcerer
      • Sep 2000
      • 8325

      #3
      Originally posted by Gurm
      teledildonics.
      There's that word again!
      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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      • Gurm
        MS Fanboy
        • Aug 1999
        • 11460

        #4
        What word?
        The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

        I'm the least you could do
        If only life were as easy as you
        I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
        If only life were as easy as you
        I would still get screwed

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        • spadnos
          MURCer
          • Jun 2002
          • 859

          #5
          Ni!

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