The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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  • LvR
    Super MURCer
    • Jun 2000
    • 1570
    #1

    The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl,"Will you marry

    me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily

    ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a

    lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.


    THE END
    Lawrence
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    • Umfriend
      Crabby Smurf
      • Mar 2001
      • 7308
      #2
      ROFLMAO
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        • SitFlyer
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 2002
          • 7178
          #3
          LMAO

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            • ZokesPro
              Serial Murcerer
              • Sep 2000
              • 8325
              #4
              Hehehe
              Titanium is the new bling!
              (you heard from me first!)

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                • Dr Mordrid
                  Moderator
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 26592
                  #5
                  Problem with that scenario is that I'd lose my hunting/fishing/camping/drinking buddy

                  All I'd gain is the golf & farts

                  Dr. Mordrid
                  Dr. Mordrid
                  ----------------------------
                  An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                  I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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                    • breezer
                      MURCer
                      • Sep 1999
                      • 571
                      #6
                      Goldilocks doesn't like porrige. the end
                      Everything I say is true apart from that which is not

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                        • breezer
                          MURCer
                          • Sep 1999
                          • 571
                          #7
                          Dick Whittington was allergic to cats. the end
                          Everything I say is true apart from that which is not

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                            • breezer
                              MURCer
                              • Sep 1999
                              • 571
                              #8
                              Little Red ridinghood txtd her granny. the end
                              Everything I say is true apart from that which is not

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                                • degrub
                                  MURCer
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 882
                                  #9
                                  ....and in the end.......


                                  its the end that matters !

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