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  • Marshmallowman
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 3416

    #46
    PS Kv happily accepting seasonal Greetings from other religions = accepting multiculteralism

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    • schmosef
      Super MURCer
      • Dec 2002
      • 5813

      #47
      I was in the grocery store today and was shocked by how much chocolate they already had in stock.

      Happy Valentine's day everybody!!!!!!

      P.S. You've been Spanked!

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      • Jessterw
        Style Master, Rtd.
        • Jul 2002
        • 4265

        #48
        Oh no, now you might offend those without a love interest, nevermind that you're wishing happiness on us that you really only wish for yourself...
        “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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        • schmosef
          Super MURCer
          • Dec 2002
          • 5813

          #49
          Jesse, I want you to be my valentine... don't mock my love!
          P.S. You've been Spanked!

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          • Sasq
            Administrator
            • Jan 2001
            • 4635

            #50
            with the spanking hippo, that just looks wrong, oh so wrong
            Juu nin to iro


            English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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            • Jessterw
              Style Master, Rtd.
              • Jul 2002
              • 4265

              #51
              Originally posted by schmosef
              Jesse, I want you to be my valentine... don't mock my love!


              I hear the wife loading the elephant gun...
              “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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              • schmosef
                Super MURCer
                • Dec 2002
                • 5813

                #52
                Originally posted by Sasq
                with the spanking hippo, that just looks wrong, oh so wrong
                Free spanking for everybody! I'm the Valentine Hippo!
                P.S. You've been Spanked!

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                • Brian Ellis
                  Super MURCer
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 9623

                  #53
                  Does the spanking hippo have a Canadian Tire round his waist?
                  Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                  • schmosef
                    Super MURCer
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 5813

                    #54
                    More cushion for the push'n!
                    P.S. You've been Spanked!

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                    • agallag
                      Super MURCer
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 3201

                      #55
                      I just want to take this opportunity to wish everyone a heartfelt (although slightly belated)...


                      HAPPY FESTIVUS!!!

                      Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox

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                      • ZokesPro
                        Serial Murcerer
                        • Sep 2000
                        • 8325

                        #56
                        Festivus: Festivus is a nondenominational holiday featured in an episode of Seinfeld, a popular American television sitcom of the 1990s. It was featured on episode number 166 of the show, entitled The Strike, which first aired on December 18, 1997. Many people, influenced or inspired by Seinfeld, now celebrate, in varying degrees of seriousness, the holiday in real life.

                        Nondenominational: not restricted to a particular religious denomination; "a nondenominational church"
                        Titanium is the new bling!
                        (you heard from me first!)

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                        • cjolley
                          Super MURCer
                          • Aug 1999
                          • 7672

                          #57
                          Happy Festus!


                          Festus is patterned after "Cedar Jack", a man from Curtis' Las Animas childhood. Cedar Jack, who lived about 40 miles out of town in the hills and made a living cutting cedar fence posts, gave Curtis plenty of opportunity to observe him when Jack would come to Las Animas where he would usually end up drunk and in jail.
                          Chuck
                          秋音的爸爸

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                          • DukeP
                            Super MURCer
                            • Nov 1999
                            • 1830

                            #58
                            Couldnt help it.

                            Search and Find Manual Guide Reference Online Source for Download and Free Ebook PDF.




                            ~~DukeP~~

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                            • az
                              Moderator
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 9336

                              #59
                              I don't find Scott Kurtz that funny normally, but that one is spot-on.
                              There's an Opera in my macbook.

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