Redhead

[Brian Ellis]

A gorgeous young redhead went to see the doctor and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

[Jessterw]

Good one

[Kooldino]

Hahaha, classic.

[Fat Tone]

Lol!

[schmosef]

I saw that coming from a mile away.

Still funny though.

[Gurm]

Q. What's the mating call of a blonde?

A. "I'm soooo drunk!"

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Q. What's the mating call of an UGLY blonde?

A. "I _said_... I'm sooooo drunk!"

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Q. What's the mating call of a brunette?

A. "Did that blonde pass out yet?"

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Q. What's the mating call of a redhead?

A. "NEXT!"