You will die from a cardiovascular failure because you hate eating diet food and are too lazy to get off your fat lazy arse to get enough excersize.
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Actually, in this country and knowing the people i work with or could work with, i think this is possible...You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.
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Again, not so improbable...While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth.
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Seth, are you ok? I`m peachy Kate. The world is my oyster. - Seth Gecko
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