Just think of it as a bottle of ketchup!

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  • schmosef
    Super MURCer
    • Dec 2002
    • 5813

    #1

    Just think of it as a bottle of ketchup!

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    This was so funny!
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  • Tjalfe
    Super MURCer
    • Nov 2002
    • 3053

    #2
    now this one was Indeed swedish
    We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


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    • Technoid
      Super MURCer
      • Sep 1999
      • 7645

      #3
      ROFL
      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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      • SitFlyer
        Super MURCer
        • Aug 2002
        • 7178

        #4
        ROTFLMAO

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        • Gurm
          MS Fanboy
          • Aug 1999
          • 11460

          #5
          That's one of those "there but for the grace of God..." things. Schadenfreude!
          The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

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          If only life were as easy as you
          I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
          If only life were as easy as you
          I would still get screwed

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          • az
            Moderator
            • Feb 2001
            • 9336

            #6
            What did he expect with this explanation?
            There's an Opera in my macbook.

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            • TnT
              Super MURCer
              • Sep 1999
              • 1644

              #7
              That was pretty funny. I had to delete it though because thinking about it hurts too much.
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              • GT98
                FanBoy
                • Aug 1999
                • 4408

                #8
                LOL
                Why is it called tourist season, if we can't shoot at them?

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                • Jammrock
                  The Berserker
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 8661

                  #9
                  ouch
                  “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                  –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                  • Dr Mordrid
                    Moderator
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 26592

                    #10
                    I'd think a toothpaste tube would have been a better metaphor, but then again the gal probably would have tried to roll it up

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                    • az
                      Moderator
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 9336

                      #11
                      I don't know what you do, but I squeeze tubes...
                      There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                      • schmosef
                        Super MURCer
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 5813

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Dr Mordrid
                        I'd think a toothpaste tube would have been a better metaphor, but then again the gal probably would have tried to roll it up

                        Dr. Mordrid
                        I have a hard time picturing the technique that you're suggesting.

                        I squeeze my toothpaste too. I think that a ketchup bottle analogy is quite apt.
                        P.S. You've been Spanked!

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                        • omegaRED
                          MURCer
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 915

                          #13
                          ROFL

                          Old joke, but never before seen in a video
                          Seth, are you ok? I`m peachy Kate. The world is my oyster. - Seth Gecko

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                          • MultimediaMan
                            Super MURCer
                            • Sep 1999
                            • 1905

                            #14
                            Owwwwwie!
                            Hey, Donny! We got us a German who wants to die for his country... Oblige him. - Lt. Aldo Raine

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                            • gt40
                              This space for rent
                              • Sep 1999
                              • 3973

                              #15
                              Well, he was looking to get banged
                              Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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