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  • GT98
    FanBoy
    • Aug 1999
    • 4408

    #1

    Great Dilbert cartoon

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  • az
    Moderator
    • Feb 2001
    • 9336

    #2


    (idiots.)
    There's an Opera in my macbook.

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    • Fat Tone
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 7579

      #3
      Lol
      FT.

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      • Dilitante1
        Administrator
        • Aug 1999
        • 1829

        #4
        "a hot, intelligent,sane woman"..........an urban myth
        Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it


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        • Tjalfe
          Super MURCer
          • Nov 2002
          • 3053

          #5
          from university.. electricical engineering class.. 50+ guys, 4 girls.. of those, none were "hot" in the classical sense
          I have met one or two hot girls who actually knew technology, but they were spoken for
          We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


          i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCD

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          • Helevitia
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 6628

            #6
            This girl at my work wears fiber cables for a belt along with her jeans, boots and flannel.
            Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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            • az
              Moderator
              • Feb 2001
              • 9336

              #7
              At my last Uni, there was a girl in my Semester... great body (fat in all the right places and no fat where it doesn't belong), long red hair, green eyes, leather coat and boots, etc. Unforunately, she knew how she looked and didn't really talk to me much, so I don't really know if she was a techie or smart or nice (it WAS a technical course, though)
              There's an Opera in my macbook.

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              • Sasq
                Administrator
                • Jan 2001
                • 4635

                #8
                Originally posted by Helevitia
                This girl at my work wears fiber cables for a belt along with her jeans, boots and flannel.
                Too early in morning, English broken.
                See problem with Using fiber cables as a belt, is they have no longitudal strength.
                Now if she used cat6, you would have got my interest.
                Juu nin to iro


                English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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                • TnT
                  Super MURCer
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 1644

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Helevitia
                  This girl at my work wears fiber cables for a belt along with her jeans, boots and flannel.
                  I used to wear an Apple USB extension cable as a necklace.

                  We had a few cute gals in the computer science department. One was a Hawaiian grad student. Her office hours were always packed!

                  Math suprisingly has more women than computer science. I'd think it would be about the same?

                  Biology classes were the best though. Cute sciency gals, gals heading towards med school and then all the hotties going into physical therapy. I miss college now...
                  Gigabyte GA-K8N Ultra 9, Opteron 170 Denmark 2x2Ghz, 2 GB Corsair XMS, Gigabyte 6600, Gentoo Linux
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                  "if I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a bit?" --Zapp Brannigan

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                  • Fat Tone
                    Super MURCer
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 7579

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Sasq
                    Too early in morning, English broken.
                    See problem with Using fiber cables as a belt, is they have no longitudal strength.
                    Now if she used cat6, you would have got my interest.
                    Let me get this straight: You have a problem with a female wearing clothes that may lead to a 'wardrobe malfunction'?

                    FT.

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                    • Sasq
                      Administrator
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 4635

                      #11
                      see sadly the fiber belt wouldn't malfunction, the fiberglass sheeth would hold.

                      But in case you need a lenth of either cable in emergency, at least the cat6 is usable - and a convienient excuse for having her remove it
                      Juu nin to iro


                      English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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                      • Fat Tone
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 7579

                        #12
                        I see your logic now. Forgive me for ever doubting you
                        FT.

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                        • cjolley
                          Super MURCer
                          • Aug 1999
                          • 7672

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Sasq
                          But in case you need a lenth of either cable in emergency, at least the cat6 is usable - and a convienient excuse for having her remove it
                          I guess this would be the geek equivilent of:
                          "Gee honey, we're out of gas, I guess we'll be parked here in this secluded spot all night.
                          What shall we do to pass the time?."

                          Translates into:
                          "I lost my wireless connection! Quick! Hand me the cat5 holding up your pants."
                          Chuck
                          秋音的爸爸

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                          • Helevitia
                            Super MURCer
                            • Aug 1999
                            • 6628

                            #14
                            Lmao! :d
                            Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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                            • Nowhere
                              Super MURCer
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 4830

                              #15
                              Hmm...at least in something you can envy me (social sciences department, dorm of university - which hear means probably...more, for technicall stuff there are other places)

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