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  • Fat Tone
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7579

    #1

    Royal Wedding

    The royal wedding night.....

    Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter
    and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were
    finally over and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and
    said, "Charles, darling. Please remove my shoes. My feet are killing
    me!"

    Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour,
    but it would not budge. "Harder!" yelled Camilla.

    "Harder!" Charles yelled back, "I'm trying, darling! But it's just so
    bloody tight!"

    "Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried.

    Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla
    exclaimed, "There! Oh, God, that feels so good!"

    In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See? I
    told you with a face like that, she was still a virgin!"

    Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh,
    God, darling! This one's even tighter!" At which Prince Phillip said to the
    Queen, "That's my boy: once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"
    FT.
  • ZokesPro
    Serial Murcerer
    • Sep 2000
    • 8325

    #2
    HAHAHAHA!
    Titanium is the new bling!
    (you heard from me first!)

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    • Admiral
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 2000
      • 3125

      #3
      ROFLMAO
      speechless...

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      • Claymonkey
        Super MURCer
        • Dec 2000
        • 1871

        #4
        bwahahahahahahahaha
        Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
        ________________________________________________

        That special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, Or maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub-cockle area, Maybe in the liver, Maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, We don't know.

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        • KvHagedorn
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 10725

          #5
          lol good one.

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          • Byock
            Super MURCer
            • Jul 2000
            • 2328

            #6
            Awesome!
            "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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            • az
              Moderator
              • Feb 2001
              • 9336

              #7
              I don't get the navy thing...
              There's an Opera in my macbook.

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              • gt40
                This space for rent
                • Sep 1999
                • 3973

                #8
                lets see,
                Navy
                ship full of men
                no women
                long time at sea
                your shipmate looks rather tempting.
                Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                • Byock
                  Super MURCer
                  • Jul 2000
                  • 2328

                  #9
                  HAHAHA, That is a great description!
                  "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                  • az
                    Moderator
                    • Feb 2001
                    • 9336

                    #10
                    oh. ok.

                    (BTW: A good captain is not afraid to sail the red sea.)
                    There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                    • gt40
                      This space for rent
                      • Sep 1999
                      • 3973

                      #11
                      nor is he afraid to get dirt on his helmet
                      Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                      • gt40
                        This space for rent
                        • Sep 1999
                        • 3973

                        #12
                        and I really don't want to explain that one
                        Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                        • az
                          Moderator
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 9336

                          #13
                          I think I, y'know, get it. (I know I don't get nearly enough *cough*)
                          There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                          • GuchiGuh
                            Comic Relief
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 1656

                            #14
                            AHAHAH

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                            • Admiral
                              Super MURCer
                              • Aug 2000
                              • 3125

                              #15
                              pervs

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