Worst Patent idea...EVER!

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  • GT98
    FanBoy
    • Aug 1999
    • 4408

    #1

    Worst Patent idea...EVER!

    I have to wonder what the hell this person was thinking!

    Why is it called tourist season, if we can't shoot at them?
  • rylan
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 2347

    #2
    How did the guy get away with calling it "Fresh-Air", when he is sticking a hose down the $hitter!

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    • Brian Ellis
      Super MURCer
      • Sep 1999
      • 9623

      #3
      Merde, alors!
      Brian (the devil incarnate)

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      • GuchiGuh
        Comic Relief
        • Jun 2002
        • 1656

        #4
        I remember the old times of open sewage systems in Taiwan....oh dear gawd...*puke*

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        • Jessterw
          Style Master, Rtd.
          • Jul 2002
          • 4265

          #5
          It's entirely possible this is one of those patent applications that sneaks by in an effort to show just how broken the system really is.

          Could be wrong though and this guy has seriously tried his invention out a few times. That may explain a lot...
          “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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          • Gurm
            MS Fanboy
            • Aug 1999
            • 11460

            #6
            Didn't we go over this a while back (aka repost)?

            Those fumes down there are toxic. You'd die quickly.
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            If only life were as easy as you
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            If only life were as easy as you
            I would still get screwed

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            • Brian Ellis
              Super MURCer
              • Sep 1999
              • 9623

              #7
              Hope the guy isn't breathing in when the bloke in the room above flushes his cluggy
              Brian (the devil incarnate)

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              • rylan
                Super MURCer
                • Sep 1999
                • 2347

                #8
                Ewwwww lol!

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                • Byock
                  Super MURCer
                  • Jul 2000
                  • 2328

                  #9
                  HAHAHAHA, that is insane!
                  "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                  • Nowhere
                    Super MURCer
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 4830

                    #10
                    Yeah, going to such means when you can simply shit under yourself in hen-house...

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                    • ZokesPro
                      Serial Murcerer
                      • Sep 2000
                      • 8325

                      #11
                      So the guy lives in Belmont California. Is the air so bad in Belmont that he needs to breath thorough his toilet?? LOL
                      Titanium is the new bling!
                      (you heard from me first!)

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                      • cjolley
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 7672

                        #12
                        Oh I don't know.
                        I might use that before I'd use US Patent #6959707
                        The one for the gas combustion hair drier




                        In fact, it might bring some relief to use the blow torch on my head after using the toilet sucker.
                        Last edited by cjolley; 24 March 2006, 11:52.
                        Chuck
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                        • Byock
                          Super MURCer
                          • Jul 2000
                          • 2328

                          #13
                          lol, now that is great! These patents are just scary!
                          "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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