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  • Fat Tone
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7579

    #1

    Ikea job interview

    :d
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  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623

    #2
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

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    • Mehen
      Super Hamburglar
      • May 2002
      • 3395

      #3
      In Soviet Russia, seat has you.
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      • schmosef
        Super MURCer
        • Dec 2002
        • 5813

        #4
        Originally posted by |Mehen|
        In Soviet Russia, seat has you.
        good one yakov!
        P.S. You've been Spanked!

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        • Dr Mordrid
          Moderator
          • Apr 2001
          • 26592

          #5
          June 11th they're opening a 311,000 sq/ft Ikea in Canton, Michigan, about 5 miles from here . Wife is itching to see what they have. I'm holding my judgement.

          Dr. Mordrid
          Last edited by Dr Mordrid; 30 March 2006, 21:33.
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          • Lizzard[MPE]
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            Moderator
            • Nov 2000
            • 3911

            #6
            for some reason ive always had a burning desire to work at an ikea.
            www.lizziemorrison.com

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            • Dr Mordrid
              Moderator
              • Apr 2001
              • 26592

              #7
              I save my "burning desires" for members of the opposite sex and not inanimate or corporate objects

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              • GNEP
                Super MURCer
                • Feb 2002
                • 5241

                #8
                Isn't "burning desire" what happens after you've caught something from a member of the opposite sex?
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                • VJ
                  Moderator
                  • Mar 2001
                  • 9733

                  #9
                  Originally posted by GNEP
                  Isn't "burning desire" what happens after you've caught something from a member of the opposite sex?
                  The flu?
                  where is that 'naive' smiley




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                  • Mehen
                    Super Hamburglar
                    • May 2002
                    • 3395

                    #10
                    Originally posted by GNEP
                    Isn't "burning desire" what happens after you've caught something from a member of the opposite sex?
                    LMAO!
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                    • gt40
                      This space for rent
                      • Sep 1999
                      • 3973

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Lizzard[MPE]
                      for some reason ive always had a burning desire to work at an ikea.

                      I have only one burning desire Oh, can I make love with your fire? Let me stand next to your fire
                      Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                      • gt40
                        This space for rent
                        • Sep 1999
                        • 3973

                        #12
                        It's a song by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, btw
                        Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                        • Nowhere
                          Super MURCer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 4830

                          #13
                          Well thank god...

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                          • Umfriend
                            Crabby Smurf
                            • Mar 2001
                            • 7308

                            #14
                            Originally posted by gt40
                            It's a song by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, btw
                            You are kidding us, right?
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                            • Mehen
                              Super Hamburglar
                              • May 2002
                              • 3395

                              #15
                              they did a cover of it
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