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  • Dr Mordrid
    Moderator
    • Apr 2001
    • 26592

    #1

    Sex in a spray....

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  • Paddy
    Super MURCer
    • Mar 2000
    • 6067

    #2
    Now to pump it in to the air con and be the only guy around
    The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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    • Sasq
      Administrator
      • Jan 2001
      • 4635

      #3


      and end up like this?
      Juu nin to iro


      English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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      • Paddy
        Super MURCer
        • Mar 2000
        • 6067

        #4
        What a guy!
        The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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        • DukeP
          Super MURCer
          • Nov 1999
          • 1830

          #5
          Ah well.

          But what help is the will to perfom, when you lack the time to do it?

          Now give me a "time on a spray". That would work wonders!

          ~~DukeP~~

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          • schmosef
            Super MURCer
            • Dec 2002
            • 5813

            #6
            Originally posted by Sasq
            hehe--Sooty is my new hero!
            P.S. You've been Spanked!

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            • cjolley
              Super MURCer
              • Aug 1999
              • 7672

              #7
              Originally posted by DukeP
              Ah well.

              But what help is the will to perfom, when you lack the time to do it?

              Now give me a "time on a spray". That would work wonders!

              ~~DukeP~~
              Took the words right out of my mouth.
              Chuck
              秋音的爸爸

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              • KvHagedorn
                Super MURCer
                • Aug 1999
                • 10725

                #8
                I can see this being used as a date "rape" drug. Where do you draw the line of consent when she's been all hornied up by this stuff?

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                • Sasq
                  Administrator
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 4635

                  #9
                  Originally posted by KvHagedorn
                  I can see this being used as a date "rape" drug. Where do you draw the line of consent when she's been all hornied up by this stuff?
                  That prior to our new local demi god of sooty was my first thought.
                  one can only hope that the drug has some sort of limiter that when exposed to normal 'air' for longer then a second or two becomes inert, or this will be the new rhoyhipnol (sp?)
                  Juu nin to iro


                  English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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                  • DukeP
                    Super MURCer
                    • Nov 1999
                    • 1830

                    #10
                    Hey, theres nothing wrong with inducing people to have sex.

                    Its actually the most normal thing in the world!

                    You might as well prohibit men driving porches.

                    Clarification: http://www.porsche.com



                    ~~DukeP~~
                    Last edited by DukeP; 23 April 2006, 06:36.

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                    • Brian Ellis
                      Super MURCer
                      • Sep 1999
                      • 9623

                      #11
                      Originally posted by DukeP
                      You might as well prohibit men driving porches.



                      ~~DukeP~~
                      What, by driving a car through them, so they are draped round the windscreen?
                      Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                      • lowlifecat
                        Super MURCer
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 1226

                        #12
                        Originally posted by KvHagedorn
                        I can see this being used as a date "rape" drug. Where do you draw the line of consent when she's been all hornied up by this stuff?
                        Just 'cause you're horny doesn't mean your brain shuts off (especially if you are female).
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                        • TnT
                          Super MURCer
                          • Sep 1999
                          • 1644

                          #13
                          I've had a couple female friends tell me that axe body spray really does work on them. Oddly, I haven't actually gotten around to buying some yet...

                          Even with this new stuff, there's no guarantee that the gal will be horny for the user.
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                          • Jessterw
                            Style Master, Rtd.
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 4265

                            #14
                            Originally posted by schmosef
                            hehe--Sooty is my new hero!
                            Yeah, and if any of us were Sooty we'd have one heck of a child support bill
                            “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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                            • Byock
                              Super MURCer
                              • Jul 2000
                              • 2328

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Jesterzwild
                              Yeah, and if any of us were Sooty we'd have one heck of a child support bill

                              Oh man!! You have to pay to play!
                              "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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