How Dodgy are You?

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  • KvHagedorn
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 10725

    #1

    How Dodgy are You?



    Years in prison: 36.5 Potential fine: £7000
  • SitFlyer
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 2002
    • 7178

    #2
    Years in prison: 6 Potential fine: £5000

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    • High_Jumbllama
      Super MURCer
      • Dec 1999
      • 4522

      #3
      Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0

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      • Kruzin
        Jeepin' to the grave
        • Aug 1999
        • 6527

        #4
        27 years in prison and 5k in fines.
        Glad I don't live in UK, where these terms and fines are based on....
        Core2 Duo E7500 2.93, Asus P5Q Pro Turbo, 4gig 1066 DDR2, 1gig Asus ENGTS250, SB X-Fi Gamer ,WD Caviar Black 1tb, Plextor PX-880SA, Dual Samsung 2494s

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        • Helevitia
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 6628

          #5
          Years in prison: 98 Potential fine: £9500

          LOL! I guess I've done a few illegal things

          One of the questions. It asks if you've had sex with someone under 16. Well, when I was 17 I had sex with a 15 yr old, so I answered yes. They probably mean when you are over 18??? I'm guessing that is a big part of my score.
          Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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          • Brian Ellis
            Super MURCer
            • Sep 1999
            • 9623

            #6
            In the clear

            You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

            Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

            Years in prison: 10 Potential fine: £0

            *Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
            Brian (the devil incarnate)

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            • Fat Tone
              Super MURCer
              • Aug 1999
              • 7579

              #7
              Years in prison: 93 Potential fine: £5000. Makes you think!

              I had the same issue as Hele, but we were both under 16.
              FT.

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              • JTD
                MURCer
                • Sep 2002
                • 163

                #8
                Upstanding

                How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

                Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

                Years in prison: 10.5 Potential fine: £0
                Laptops: ASUS G750JM: Intel Core i7 4700HQ, 8GB RAM (DDR3-1600), Nvidia GTX 860M, 1 x Samsung 840 EVO 250GB SSD, 1 x WD 750 GB HDD, 17,3" FHD Screen, Windows 8.1 64-bit.
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                • lecter
                  Super MURCer
                  • May 2002
                  • 1467

                  #9
                  Years in prison: 80.5 Potential fine: £4500

                  So not much petty crime, more felonies
                  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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                  • az
                    Moderator
                    • Feb 2001
                    • 9336

                    #10
                    Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0

                    I've left out things I've done as a child (stole a cola can once, etc.). This is of course still not accurate, but what the heck.
                    There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                    • TransformX
                      Super MURCer
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 4946

                      #11
                      Years in prison: 19.5 Potential fine: £0
                      "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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                      • dbdg
                        Super MURCer
                        • Sep 1999
                        • 1030

                        #12
                        Years in prison: 26.5 Potential fine: £5000

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                        • Umfriend
                          Crabby Smurf
                          • Mar 2001
                          • 7308

                          #13
                          I think the highest possible score is:
                          Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
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                          • DukeP
                            Super MURCer
                            • Nov 1999
                            • 1830

                            #14
                            Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0

                            IM a do-good'er, its true.

                            But then again, Im mostly the kind of person who inspires new laws, not break old ones.

                            ~~DukeP~~

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                            • Brian Ellis
                              Super MURCer
                              • Sep 1999
                              • 9623

                              #15
                              Along the same lines:



                              We have calculated that you are 26 % impure

                              Saint: Hmmm - suspiciously pure! Are you sure you're being honest with yourself? There's nothing wrong with being careful - but don't be scared to experiment. Get ready to live a little…
                              Brian (the devil incarnate)

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